Why are women the way they are?

[USMC0311]

TY Sis, and Congratulations to You and your Marine on yer Anniversary.
" Absences makes the Heart grow fonder" Can't think of Love with more of a Bond than two Marines. Unconditional is the heart of the meaning of Semper Fidelis.

Semper Fi, Colleen

[CAS3]

I can't resist. Guys are so easy to mess with!



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Thank You Joe.
Yes, There is an extra special bond between MARINES.

[Norton1]

I'm with 0311 - I would not have it any other way.

[lakers]

Women are the way they are because....... The men would not want us any other way , They like us like that and they know it !!!

[lindagr41]

Women are the way they are...cause over the years they have had to deal with their men..LOL.

me

A woman is in hospital in a coma. Several nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private parts and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her.

They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him. "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy, besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lines, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurse's race into the room. The husband is standing there and says..............

"I think she choked"

[wrbones]

But I better not.....


I might get in trouble.....






















Besides, I couldn't think of anything funny to say.....

[USMC0311]

"Venus Butterfly" says it fine and the pumpin wiggley Fruit iz a plus 4 the ladys
gotta have yer Pooo Tass eee ummm

[lakers]

IF YOUR GUY TAKES THE Pooo Tass eee ummm, THEN YOU BETTER TAKE A DOUBLE DOSE, CAUSE YOU WILL BE STAYING " UP " ALL NIGHT , OH YEAH!!!!

[Sparrowhawk]

[wrbones]

Yeah! Yeah! That's it! That's why I get in trouble alla time!


Now where did we put that pesky charter thing anyway.....




"Uh, Chief...."

[CAS3]

Not all girls are bad.
Oh, Wait...

Being bad has it's downfalls I quess.
I can't get into the really cool club!

Or are there age restrictions too. HEE HEE



HEY BONES...5 lines!

[Sparrowhawk]

Lioness adopts fifth antelope
Rory Carroll, Africa correspondent
Tuesday October 8, 2002
The Guardian





Kamuniak the dysfunctional lioness has forfeited another meal by adopting her fifth baby oryx this year, an aberration of nature which has baffled wildlife experts.

The young lioness in the Samburu national park in northern Kenay adopted her latest baby at the weekend, a wildlife service warden said yesterday.

Each time Kamuniak, whose name means "the blessed one" in the local Samburu tongue, has tried to protect the antelopes from other predators and allowed the natural mothers to feed them.

Unfortunately for her, one oryx ended up in the belly of a male lion while Kamuniak slept; the others were either rescued by wardens or retrieved by their natural mothers.

The wardens think the latest adoptee, nicknamed Naisimari ("taken by force"), was adopted at the weekend.

"She must have adopted her on Sunday because they are in harmony," said Gabriel Lepariyo, a warden.

Naisimari's natural mother has been seen shadowing the odd couple at a distance.

Theories to explain the phenonemon abound: not having her own cubs, Kamuniak is lonely; she is colour-blind and short-sighted and thinks the calves are cubs; the oryx were too frail to flee, breaking the classic prey behaviour and confusing the hunter; Kamuniak wants to be a vegetarian; Kamuniak wants to be loved.

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I gave up trying to understand her!





Guardian Unlimited © Guardian Newspapers Limited 2002

[Sparrowhawk]

[lindagr41]

OK, OK, OK
I'll admit it. Some women DO go TOO far!





me

[Rat Patrol]

Why are women, the way they Are?