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  1. #166

    Ahh, NC.Gal your weakness, just for you!

    ROTFLMAO


    My sister, for years, never knew that M&M came in different colors, I didn't like the chocolate covered ones, so that's all I would give her...

    and she was happy about that...

    until she found out!

    "Why are Women, they way they are?"


  2. #167

    WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    looks like you did find my weakness!!!!!!!!!!!!

    figured I'd be the one to fall in your trap.

    Me, I like all the colors


  3. #168

    Gosh darn wimen

    I live in a household of six women. One wife and six daughters, you would think I owuld learn better.

    Now I went and got me a female dog, and she's sick this morning, I already knew I had a Defective Dog, but now she's not eating or drinking water so something is wrong.
    I'm taking her to the vet and he'll probably tell me she's angry at me and not eating because of that.


    WIMEN!!!!


    Maybe if I buy her some flowers....?


  4. #169
    What Women Want

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.

    The Question: What do women really want?

    Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.

    Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur as horrified: she was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water and often made obscene noises. He had never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.

    Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question:

    What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.

    Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom.

    What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish.

    Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable. The wedding night approached.

    Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.

    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she'd been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?

    What a cruel question! Gawain began to think of his predicament:

    During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?

    What would you do?

    What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your own choice.

    ......................

    .....................

    ....................

    Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself!

    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

    Isn't that beautiful?

    But really now, what is the moral of this story?

    If you don't respect women, things are gonna get ugly!

    Ellie



  5. #170
    And if you do respect women...things will still get ugly! Women are sort of like Texas weather....any Texan on this site can explain that statement........


  6. #171
    Go ahead, gbudd, you're a Texan, EXPLAIN


  7. #172
    If you don't like the weather..wait a minute..it WILL CHANGE. I thought everyone knew that....Like today...right now it's sunny and almost 70....a few hours ago it was in the upper 20s....How you been Linda?


  8. #173
    Hi Gary, I'm fine, doing just great, thank you.
    Yeah, the weather is crazy. Last week we were in the 60's and
    70's and this week is cold, low in the teens and highs
    in the 30's. Snow and sleet were forcasts for Sat. & Sun,
    now its been changed to just a cold rain. Maybe I still can
    take in a movie Saturday----my husband doesn't know yet,
    but I'll spring it on him Sat. morn.---saying, Hon, I want
    to go see a movie today.


  9. #174
    Ladies are the way we are because of the way men are mostly....and to the women on this forum, I have something that you will probably enjoy, but I am not sure if I would be able to post it so I figured that I would just do it this way. If you would like to know it is just let me know either by email or pm and I will send it your way. And if any men wish to know what it is you can email or pm me also and I will send it to you.


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