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    Thumbs up 10 Point Non Interference Plan>>>yes>yes>yes

    I propose the following 10 point non-interference plan which
    should make the world happy!

    Here's the plan:

    1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest
    of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on their own.
    They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
    more sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
    remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
    regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
    nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
    change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
    available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

    5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.If they
    don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
    energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
    wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
    for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
    seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what
    we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need
    it most get very little, if any anyway.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
    make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
    no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer

    Received this morning and thought it would be nice to share. Sure makes good sense to me.
    What do you think ???
    Semper Fidelis
    Jimmy/Tude




  2. #2
    i dont know if that would fly


  3. #3
    I like your ideas. I think the anitwar protesters should start their own county also.....


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    We can send them to France


  5. #5
    Originally posted by Super Dave
    We can send them to France
    hmm good ideal Dave


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    You know I didn't think of that one... Good one guys....


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    As long as were interfering with their way of life...

    How about some HUGE loud speakers, lots of bass...

    Blaring Toby Keiths 'Courtesy of the RED WHITE and BLUE'

    and 'God Bless the USA'
    and 'The Marine Corps Hymn'
    and .....




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    Sounds like the start of a plan to me.


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    I like all those points, except:

    "10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer "

    I was forced to do that as a teenager. Then I found the finest charm school: d'Salon Parris Island.


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