I can't take it anymore! My friend is an IDIOT!

[TheBiggness]

Grow a mustache...let it dry...and comb it off into your Wheaties ..... "Breakfast of Champions"

LOL! They don't call em cookie dusters for nothing.

[Marine84]

Dang if I didn't pop up in the middle of THIS one - Matt, tell him he does NOT have to love all the ones he F__ks.

And, just as a reminder.....................don't lick any of them overseas! You'll end up with Clap of the Yap.

[Soon2BeVIP]

Who needs a girlfriend when you got this thread. I'm rereading it tonight

[Achped]

Dang if I didn't pop up in the middle of THIS one - Matt, tell him he does NOT have to love all the ones he F__ks.

And, just as a reminder.....................don't lick any of them overseas! You'll end up with Clap of the Yap.

He doesn't like to take advice from me, I've tried. I'm not trying to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but I've been with ALOT of girls this year...like almost 30. I used to be into "relationship is the way to go" bs like he was, then I turned 18, realized I signed my life away, and went into hit-everything mode. Girls are great, but they're even better when they're PMSing and you can just ignore their phone calls.

He thinks what I'm doing is unhealthy, but I don't see it (I wrap it up every time). If these girls are dumb enough to put out, fully knowing I'm leaving in 24 days and won't be able to have a relationship, why not? I still go to PT, I still hang out with my guy friends, you know?

Its just that instead of playing PS2 at midnight when everyone's at home doing nothing, I go pick up Mindy, or Emilia, or Kirstie, or whoever.

[HurricaneRJ]

Don't forget Paris Hilton.

[PerXes]

What ever happened to being a gentleman?

[davblay]

What ever happened to being a gentleman?

Ain't that a guy that says thanks when he's finished?

In the Marine Corps the Corps Bird is not the Eagle----it's the SWALLOW!

I'll call you tomorrow honey!

[PerXes]

Ain't that a guy that says thanks when he's finished?

In the Marine Corps the Corps Bird is not the Eagle----it's the SWALLOW!

I'll call you tomorrow honey!

Haha...****ing Marines.

[davblay]

Haha...****ing Marines.

Ooo-Rah!!!!

[Marine84]

Ain't that a guy that says thanks when he's finished ?

Yeah and he uses "please" as foreplay!

[davblay]

Yeah and he uses "please" as foreplay!

Hi honey, I'm home! How are you KIM?

[Marine84]

Finer than a frog hair split 3 ways Dave.

[davblay]

Finer than a frog hair split 3 ways Dave.

That's pretty damn fine old gal, pretty fine indeed!

Semper Fi

[quillhill]

Achped, I'll tell ya one thing I learned when my brother in law was in a relationship like that: There ain't sh*t you can do about it so no sense in even wasting your last days as a civilian worrying about him.
When my brother's girl asked him to choose between her and the military (he had enlisted in the Air Force ... anyway) and she was gone. And that was after a year and a half together.
Your buddy will figure it out himself in time. And then you'll get to tell him 'I told you so.'

[killerinstinct]

Finer than a frog hair split 3 ways Dave.

do frogs have hair??