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    In The Name Patriotism

    We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any
    woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit
    suicide if he does.
    So next Sunday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are
    asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
    out any neighborhood terrorists.
    .
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
    antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
    chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists,
    and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women
    other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.

    And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-
    pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
    The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out > terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-
    terrorist activity.
    God bless America ,
    and
    GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.


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    jetdawgg
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    Am I included?



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    Rosie is not included she may help Americans commit suicide, or drink more than one six pack.

    Excelent idea my wife just luaghed and left the room, lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by semperfiman
    We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any
    woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit
    suicide if he does.
    So next Sunday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are
    asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
    out any neighborhood terrorists.
    .
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
    antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
    chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists,
    and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women
    other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.

    And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-
    pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
    The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out > terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-
    terrorist activity.
    God bless America ,
    and
    GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
    They should all be forced convert to Christianity, as a society we don't have a drinking and nudity problem plus our Christian God forbids killing, "Thou shall not kill."

    I guess that's the difference between Christians and non-believers.

    Those heathens have allot to learn from us, poor dumb bastards.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 10thzodiac
    They should all be forced convert to Christianity, as a society we don't have a drinking and nudity problem plus our Christian God forbids killing, "Thou shall not kill."

    I guess that's the difference between Christians and non-believers.

    Those heathens have allot to learn from us, poor dumb bastards.



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    I agree!

    Maurice


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