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    Are you there god?

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One
    of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
    member of the ACLU.
    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
    looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
    then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
    minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
    other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in

    The professor eventually came to, noticeab ly shaken, looked at
    the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter w ith you? Why
    did you do that?"
    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
    America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
    **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."

  2. #2
    I have seen that before but it still makes me laugh! Thanks!

  3. #3
    I'm a believer and a Marine...... I can relate.

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