How to spot a Phony SEAL

[Marine1955]

Found this and it's cool

[FistFu68]

That F**King BLOOD Reminds Me of This Faggot wannabee that used to Frequent a VFW in Chi Towne,I was Hip too Tha Ape looking F**K,So I got my Wife at tha Time too Put the Eagle Globe & Anchor on My DicHead with a Sharpie waited till He went to The Head.Here I am with A Muscle bound Fag,Who when He saw Me started Growling an Acting like He was gonna Scare Me...I goes Yo SEAL Look at this Gun I was shaking My Dick He starts becoming like Hypmostised Then I hit that Huge Mutha F**ker on His Head about 15 X's with a Sap& knocked His Ass out Cold & Split His Head wide open too The Skull,..My Uncle from Chicago P.D.Gave Me that SAP,Wonderful Tool,I was asked by Owner of the Semi VFW not to come back for a While!!!Semper Fidelis

[kaelobo]

Fist that is to funny, i also have had a few encounters over the years. with these kind of people. it is almost unreal listening to them, s/f

[advanced]

I haven't run across any bogus seals, but Marine wanna-b's are all over the place down here. Of course they're too easy to spot.

[kaelobo]

my home was hail on, a roofer caught me outside with he best pitch to due my roof, he notice my dv tag said his boss was a seal .i said great send him by he came by said he was with 6and team 2 didnot question hs training,talk for about hour most of the time he stood at parade rest, talk about his swim training sad they did that feet and hands tied,and dolphin swam back and forth and going under water able to retrieve mask, thats when biggest wash out happen, the guy was53 years old, he was real calm about anything we talk about, built real solid, my guess he was real deal, he never came on like a bad ass , interesting demeanor,