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    Smile T'was the night before X-MOS

    T'was the night before Christmas
    and all though the Corps
    and no one had a pass,
    the troops were all sore.


    Yes, every Marine was on his back
    lying on a rack.

    When out on the Parade Deck
    I heard such a clatter,
    I sprang from my rack
    to see what the hell was the matter.


    With bayonet in hand,
    I moved stealthily to the door
    I cautiously waited to see
    if there were more.


    Yes, it was General Hagee
    this there was no doubt
    he was wearing his poncho
    green side out.


    He carefully moved from rack to rack
    he cautiously inspected each rifle and pack
    to a chosen few a 96 chit
    but to the majority a ration of s*it.


    As he pulled away in his Gold Plated Tank
    pulled by eight Colonels bucking for rank
    I heard him shout,
    "Merry Christmas you poor bastards, you'll never get out !



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    Now that's funny.


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    That was funny i laughed out loud. Good one.


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    10THZ- Hey man, ya did good on this post! Nobody's gonna complain! It's funny. Send more laffs!

    drumcorpssnare


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    Quote Originally Posted by drumcorpssnare
    10THZ- Hey man, ya did good on this post! Nobody's gonna complain! It's funny. Send more laffs!

    drumcorpssnare
    One of my fellow communicators had a version like this back in the Christmas of '61. I never forgot about it. I found this version buried deep in Google. If I remember correctly, the version in the '60s was allot longer and had something to do with the 'house mouse' too.

    Glad you liked it !

    SF
    10thz


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