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    Merry Christmas Terrorist!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF MY MUSLIM FRIENDS

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU WITH BAKED HAM AND ALL THE TRIMMINGS!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Palmer
    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF MY MUSLIM FRIENDS

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU WITH BAKED HAM AND ALL THE TRIMMINGS!!!



    "...But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,..."
    Matthew 5:44

    "...But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire...."
    2 Peter 2:22

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    LOL, good one, Ed.

    As for loving my enemies, if he threatens me or others, I'll give him the gift of a projectile from the business end of my .44.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rb1651
    LOL, good one, Ed.

    As for loving my enemies, if he threatens me or others, I'll give him the gift of a projectile from the business end of my .44.
    Exactly.
    You are a Marine. A warrior sent into battle against the enemy. But after the war, the Japanese will be your friend, you will do business with the Chi-Com and russians. And those not locked into hatred will win promotion. We are invited back to Viet Nam. I never hate my enemies, I seldom get angry. And what I am told to fight, that is what I must fight. But my tribe has rules. Strict rules of war. And though I must fight and kill my enemy, I must love him and do good to him also. You understand, onward christian soldier?


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    I'm sure you Marines have probably seen this some where along the way, but I always like reading it again.
    __________________________________________________ _______________

    A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing.
    Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi
    Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty
    Education: 4 Years-West Point

    One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and it's interests by, you guessed it, Muslim extremists.
    So General Pershing captured 50 of the terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.
    The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.
    The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for about the next 42 years, there was not a single attack by a muslim fanatic anywhere in the world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The1stSgt
    I'm sure you Marines have probably seen this some where along the way, but I always like reading it again.
    __________________________________________________ _______________

    A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing.
    Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi
    Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty
    Education: 4 Years-West Point

    One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and it's interests by, you guessed it, Muslim extremists.
    So General Pershing captured 50 of the terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.
    The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.
    The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for about the next 42 years, there was not a single attack by a muslim fanatic anywhere in the world.

    if it works we should do it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SuNmAN
    if it works we should do it.
    I sent a version of this to the troops in Fallujah several months ago-they positively loved it and wished they could use the same techniques.


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    Hey knock it off, you are giving them ideas

    al jazeera news

    Muslims' proclaiming that a good way to throw the USA into disarray would be to "bomb" America with juicy steaks on Fridays, because "Americans are Christians," and "everyone knows Christians who eat meat on Fridays go to Hell."


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    Quote Originally Posted by The1stSgt
    I'm sure you Marines have probably seen this some where along the way, but I always like reading it again.
    __________________________________________________ _______________

    A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing.
    Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi
    Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty
    Education: 4 Years-West Point

    One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and it's interests by, you guessed it, Muslim extremists.
    So General Pershing captured 50 of the terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.
    The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.
    The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for about the next 42 years, there was not a single attack by a muslim fanatic anywhere in the world.
    Uh huh. Them bad old days when such attitudes led men into WWII.
    If an officer tried that stuff in the South Pacific against native people today he would be deemed mad at best. Hearts and minds, counterpropaganda. Education. Universal Human Brotherhood. Thats what the Corps fights for today. The moral highground is ours, as long as we are fighting the Assassin cult of murderers and not the religion of the poor and needy brainwashed natives. We are not SS Einsatzgruppe D, we are not here to carry out the final solution of the Muslim question. We are here to rescue those that need our help regardless of faith or race. We are here to stop the murders.
    Marines don't indulge in atrocities. We are the Heroes. Heroes don't carry out acts of brutality against POWs. We hold such acts to be barbaric. Evil. We are here to hunt down and destroy men that carry out racial and religious atrocities.
    But then I was trained to operate in Westpac ground forces, and I was raised by Walt Elias Disney and TV land. Raised by the GI's from WWII. Geopoliticus child of the new world order.


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    Question Pershing's involvement

    The history of the American administration of the Philippines between the Spanish cession of the islands at the conclusion of the Spanish-American war in 1898 and the attainment of full political independence in 1946 — including American attempts to "pacify" various independence-minded groups through military means — is too long and complicated to explicate here. Suffice it to say that General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing was part of the process as Governor of the troublesome Moro Province between 1909 and 1913. There are no known references to this alleged incident in Pershing biographies, however, nor does it match the way Pershing is generally recorded as having dealt with the Moros in 1911. When they refused to obey Pershing's order banning firearms by surrendering their weapons, his response was to draft a letter to the Moros expressing sorrow that his soldiers had to resort to killing to enforce the order:
    I write you this letter because I am sorry to know that you and your people refuse to do what the government has ordered. You do not give up your arms. Soldiers were sent to Taglibi so that you could come into camp and turn in your guns. When the soldiers went to camp a Taglibi, your Moros fired into camp and tried to kill the soldiers. Then the soldiers had to shoot all Moros who fired upon them. When the soldiers marched through the country, the Moros again shot at them, so the soldiers had to kill several others. I am sorry the soldiers had to kill any Moros. All Moros are the same to me as my children and no father wants to kill his own children . . .


    When negotiations stalled and matters came to a head, Pershing was still reluctant to be responsible for any more loss of life than was necessary:

    Pershing went to his offices on 14 December 1911 only to hear a message from the Sulu district governor: hundreds of hostiles gathered on Jolo's Bud Dajo! The message had dread portent. Mount Dajo, awesomely high and capped with the creater of an extinct volcano, meant sacred things to Moros. It was the refuge against fate, the last bastion of the hopeless, the place where their ancestors stood off great waves of enemies. Once on the mountain, esconced in its big cotta, Moros would die gladly, as Leonard Wood had grimly learned. Retreat to Dajo meant a clear declaration of war. Sobered and depressed, Jack wrote of an overriding worry: "I am sorry these Moros are such fools, but . . . I shall lose as few men and kill as few Moros as possible." Memories of Wood's massacre of men and families on Dajo rankled in the army and still bothered the chief of staff. Obviously another such slaughter in the winter of 1911 could adversely influence the 1912 elections in the States.



    Pershing's strategy was to surround the Moros and wait them out while attempting to induce them to surrender, a strategy that worked effectively: the Bud Dajo campaign ended with only twelve Moro casualties. But in his report Pershing seemed keenly aware that the best approach was not to take any action that would encourage religious fanaticism:
    There was never a moment during this investment of Bud Dajo when the Moros, including women, on top of the mountain, would not have fought to the death had they been given the opportunity. They had gone there to make a last stand on this, their sacred mountain, and they were determined to die fighting . . . It was only by the greatest effort that their solid determination to fight it out could be broken. The fact is that they were completely surprised at the prompt and decisive action of the troops in cutting off supplies and preventing escape, and they were chagrined and disappointed in that they were not encouraged to die the death of Mohammedan fanatics.


    Other anecdotal accounts attribute Pershing's success to his merely threatening to do as described:
    Col. John J Pershing threatened the mullahs with . . . "splattering of pigs-blood on your houses and families and any who attack us and are killed will be buried in pig-skins." Consequently the mullahs made Pershing an Honorary Chieftan with little if any more trouble in his area of command.


    Yet another account, from the 1938 book Jungle Patrol, attributes the deed to someone other than Pershing:
    It was Colonel Alexander Rodgers of the 6th Cavalry who accomplished by taking advantage of religious prejudice what the bayonets and Krags had been unable to accomplish. Rodgers inaugurated a system of burying all dead juramentados in a common grave with the carcasses of slaughtered pigs. The Mohammedan religion forbids contact with pork; and this relatively simple device resulted in the withdrawal of juramentados to sections not containing a Rodgers. Other officers took up the principle, adding new refinements to make it additionally unattractive to the Moros. In some sections the Moro juramentado was beheaded after death and the head sewn inside the carcass of a pig. And so the rite of running juramentado, at least semi-religious in character, ceased to be in Sulu. The last cases of this religious mania occurred in the early decades of the century. The juramentados were replaced by the amucks. .. who were simply homicidal maniacs with no religious significance attaching to their acts.


    It hasn't been eliminated ruling out the possibility that Pershing at some point chose to deal with a group of "Mohammedan fanatics" in a manner similar to the one described above, but so far there are several different accounts and nothing that documents Pershing's involvement.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 10thzodiac
    Hey knock it off, you are giving them ideas

    al jazeera news

    Muslims' proclaiming that a good way to throw the USA into disarray would be to "bomb" America with juicy steaks on Fridays, because "Americans are Christians," and "everyone knows Christians who eat meat on Fridays go to Hell."
    Allllll riiight! I'll be waiting with a net and the grill heated up! I'm no papist!
    The guys in Iraq were curious as to how to obtain pigs' blood and I told them pig fat works just as well (Bengal Lancers). Use bacon fat-or just pummel them with pork rinds at every opportunity.


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    As to whether this story is true or not-who cares-some stories are just too good to not tell!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by D W George
    Allllll riiight! I'll be waiting with a net and the grill heated up! I'm no papist!
    The guys in Iraq were curious as to how to obtain pigs' blood and I told them pig fat works just as well (Bengal Lancers). Use bacon fat-or just pummel them with pork rinds at every opportunity.
    That's right D W we have nothing to worry about, we served our time in hell already

    I'm a practicing Hindu-Vegan myself, allergic to saltpeter, growth hormones and antibiotics. I think it was all those "C" rats when I was in hell that did it.

    SF
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    Wow, It's A Christmas Miracle; Dw & #10~Finally Making Sense!:Semper~ho~ho~ho


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    I always make sense. Z10 just gets one right on occasion. We ain't gonna be taking long hot showers together! Merry Christmas to all you crazy old, guess I can't use that word, Drifter would just ********** it out! Merry Christmas, Happy Chanuka, Kwazy Kwanza or, in Z10s case, Happy Viagra Veggie Delite(?). Everybody have a great "whatever" Holiday!


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