Chuckles of the Day...

[Ed Palmer]

Now don't blink, did you see that?

Wow, just look at this! A whole case of beer!!!
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I think that I had a girl friend like that, I always had to carry a two by four on dates with her.

That was to prevent me from falling in.

[kaelobo]

i love to laugh, when i can.

[Ed Palmer]

ABSOLUTELY The Best Dog Joke EVER ! ! !






Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"







"Great Nancy , but how?" asked Harry.







"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."







So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.







The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"







"Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."



They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.







A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.



For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.







Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"







"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,



claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two azzholes!"

[David R 1968]

"Even after the New OrleansSaints' Super Bowl victory, I have noticed a large number of people, implying with bad jokes and anecdotes, that Loozianna Cajuns ain't smart.I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.Anybody who would build a city five feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a damn genius."

The cable guy

[David R 1968]

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade...'

[Ed Palmer]

[Ed Palmer]

Time will tell........




Time will tell........



Sparkie asked Old Marine..."Do you remember that stuff they

used to put in our tea during the war, to make us forget about women?"

"I think you mean salt-peter!"

"Yeap, that's the stuff.... I think it's beginning to work!!

[Ed Palmer]

A dog lover, whose dog was a ***** and 'in heat' agreed to look after
her neighbour's male dog while they were away on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart,
but as she was drifting off to sleep one night, she heard awful howling

sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,

in obvious distress and unable to disengage, as can sometimes happen

when they mate.
She was unable to separate them and was worried as what to do next.

Although it was late at night, she called the Vet, who answered in a

very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the Vet advised. "Hang up the

phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back

and the sound of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and

be able to withdraw".
"Do you think that will work?" she asked doubtfully.
"It just worked for me" He replied.

[jp2usmc]

Craigslist posting I just came across:

Kids found it better to throw the bikes in the yard rather than use this!

[Ed Palmer]

same sex marriage

[Ed Palmer]

Senior Moments ..... Brain Farts.............

[jp2usmc]

I hope this embed works. (If not, I'll edit and just post the link)

One of the best videos I've got to watch online in a long time, and it brings a happy chuckle to your heart. A must see for any Veteran.

[Ed Palmer]

Dont ask dont tell

The End Of Civilization

[jp2usmc]

[Ed Palmer]

Career Placement Test



One of the questions from the career placement test given to applicants for job placement was:

"Rearrange the letters ( P N E S I ) to spell out an important part of human
body that is more useful when erect."

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors.the rest of us work in the oilfield.