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10-03-04, 05:22 AM #10501
An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room, this is the elevator!"
10-03-04, 05:22 AM #10502
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A tea bag.
10-03-04, 05:23 AM #10503
Not getting any
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
10-03-04, 05:23 AM #10504
Why didn't JFK Jr take a shower before be left for the Vineyard?
He said he'd wash up on shore.
Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
Their motto is 'Your luggage will arrive before you do!'
What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
How did JFK Jr learn to fly?
How are the Kennedyís like oil?
They don't mix well with water.
Why aren't there more JFK Jr jokes out there?
They just haven't surfaced yet.
10-03-04, 05:24 AM #10505
Yo' Mommas Fat
Ya momma's so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side
10-03-04, 05:24 AM #10506
Marriage is grand.
Divorce is about 10 grand.
10-03-04, 05:24 AM #10507
Yo momma U-G-L-Y!
You mom is so ugly that when she walked out of a pet store, the alarm went off!
10-03-04, 05:25 AM #10508
Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They have both swallowed a lot of seamen.
10-03-04, 05:25 AM #10509
Anal vs Oral
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
10-03-04, 05:26 AM #10510
Yo Mamas So Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows!!!!!!!
10-03-04, 05:26 AM #10511
Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails."
"I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"
10-03-04, 05:26 AM #10512
Coming or going
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
10-03-04, 05:27 AM #10513
Why do dogs put their noses in women's crotches?
Because they can.
10-03-04, 05:27 AM #10514
Witches On Brooms
Q. Why donít witches wear underwear?
A. To get a better grip on the broom!
10-03-04, 04:32 PM #10515
First real job
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