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    "NEW COMPUTER WINDOW'S" (a funny)

    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2006 Southern EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south.

    If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2006, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

    Please also note:
    The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
    My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
    Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
    Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
    Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
    Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
    Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up.



    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN Southern EDITION:
    Cancel............stopdat
    Reset..............try'er agin
    Yes...............yep
    No................nope
    Find...............hunt fer it
    Go to............over yonder
    Back...............back yonder
    Help..............hep me out here
    Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)
    Start............crank'er up
    Settings..........settins
    Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
    Documents....... .stuff ah done did

    Also note that the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2006:

    Tiperiter............a word processing program
    Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
    Cyferin' Mersheen...........calculator
    Outhouse Paper................notepad
    Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
    Pitchers .......................a graphics viewer


    We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the Southern EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.



    I hope this helps all y'all!

    Billy Bob





    Get er done!


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    Also note that the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

    uzzd to half that probelm n tha poohle sexion. (jerry fixt it)


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