Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven !!

[marinegreen]

There is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him across the face and yells at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to concieve!"

Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end liberties but you failed."
James Madison enters, kicks zarqawi in the ballls and said, "this is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson comes in and commences to beat the hell out of Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said," It was evil men like you that provided me The inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beating andf thrashing continue as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unledashed their anger on the muslim terrorist.

As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an angel appears. Al-Zarqawi, weeping in pain, says to the angel, "This is not What you promised me."

The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in heaven. "What did you think I said ?" SF

[WalkingMan]

The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in heaven. "What did you think I said ?" SF

Heh! I was taking a sip of coffee when I got to the punch line, and sprayed my monitor.