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    Cool God Sent The Marines!! Kill!!

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's Marines and Soldiers who protect your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."




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    Out-friggin-standing Marine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Semper Fi,


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    Jen,you have MARINE blood flowing thru your veins, you will make an outstanding DI. Something tells me you'll be one mean nasty beee-atch !!!!!
    Har,Har,Har !!! SF


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    Thank you Marines!! And I too believe that I'll be one frickin mean ass bizznitch!! LOL


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    Get some.....LOL


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    Brothers and Sisters
    I laughed thanks I needed That
    Recon Semper FI


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    Good Training...Get some!


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    Stanley Hroszow
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    God was not busy, He uses us all to do His will.


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    Ha good one!


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    Not sure how I missed that one yesterday. That was great and I sure needed the laugh today.

    Angel


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    God uses His!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Hroszow
    God was not busy, He uses us all to do His will.
    AMEN!!!
    SEMPER FIDELIS!
    ben


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    jennifer,

    Hope you don't mind, but sent that around the plant that I work for. Too doggone funny to keep for myself!!!!


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    LOL! You go girl!


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