"WOMEN"

[wrbones]

You know how much like a witch you are when you drink the hard stuff.

[Barndog]

We'd all be queer without you. Well, guess we NOW know who the sexist ones really are. Personally, I'd just be fishing or hunting or at the bar alot more , without having to think if I upset your feelings or not.
But then, being a real man, I don't care to begin with.
*Barndog stands tall, waiting for it like a Marine*
Take yer shot's ladies - I can handle it.

Semper FI

p.s: bones.. you gave her Jack? I was figgerin maybe Kessler or Guckenheimer....... not our Jack...... (Barndog quickly checks bone's pulse)

[Sparrowhawk]

"WOMEN""WOMEN"
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[Barrio_rat]

That what is most important to women, from men, is honesty.

Like the other day. My wife asked me if the outfit she had put on before we headed out made her look fat.

Well, I looked her over and said, in all honesty, "no, it does not. It's that roll of blubber around your mid section that makes you look fat."



And if ya think that's amazing, I'm still alive to tell the story!

Semper Fi!

[Sophora]

dang burn it I should say something in favor of women folk, but can't since I don't understand men folk and can't understand why they have a problem dealing with us...all ya gotta do is say yes ma'am

[Sparrowhawk]

about that.

We were out shopping, and my daughter asked, mom, what's a ma'am?

Now, my daughter was only five years old, so, my wife sat her down and for about five-six minutes tried to explain to a five year old what a ma'am was.

Finally, my wife asked her, "now, do you understand what a ma'am is?"

And, my daughter still a bit confused said.

"Yes, but then why did that man over there, say to that women excuse me ma'am."

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You, see WOMEN can be so confusing!

[Sophora]

I don't think I ever really understood the concept of ma'am. I get called that alot now in respect for my age. :P I remember when it first started happening, feeling a bit irritated with it. I never considered myself a ma'am. But I reckon there isn't any other way to polietly address a woman.

[lindagr41]

Awww Bones..you know I don't drink the hard stuff. It makes me all fluzzy and amorous. I fact, I haven't even had a beer in 2 months. Dang no wonder I ain't gettin none.

me

[House Mouse]

[wrbones]

...I've got some hard stuff for ya dear....

[Barrio_rat]

Well, yer in the 'state of portland' J, there's plenty of 'em to be found... do ya turn out for the parade? LOL

[montana]

wimmin.....vant live without um.....pass the beer nuts

kinda like um meself

[Sparrowhawk]

At the 2002 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker married to a Marine stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

[Sophora]

Dam Sparrow, ain't that the truth..struck too close to home

[wrbones]

To politely address a woman?

Well, I think ya say, "Here darlin'", as you hand her what she was wearing just a little bit ago, "Isn't this address you were wearing a little bit ago?"