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    "WOMEN"

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    AAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!




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    So I asked my good buddy BOB

    Bob," I call him Bob, because that's his name.

    "Bob" Why are women the way they are."

    And he said to me, "Sparrowhawk," (not everyone calls me Sparrowhawk, Bob does and the Marines at Leatherneck.com, and Longlegs, She says "Sparrow" with a southern accent.)

    Anyways, bob says;
    "Sparrowhawk, it all started with Adam"

    "With Adam?, I asked?

    "Yes, with Adam. God said to him;

    Everyone has a companion but you don't. I can give you one that is loving, caring, beautiful, and will do anything and everything what-so-ever you heart desires she will do it for you without question or reservations. ANYTHING!

    ANYTHING!

    Adam then asked God, 'what is this gona cost me?'(Yep, he said gona, cause there was no women to correct him at that time)

    'Well, God said. It will cost you an arm and a leg!'

    Adam thought, about this for awhile then said.

    'What can I get for a rib?'



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    Cool God's Kids

    God's Kids

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

    And the first thing He said was, "Don't."

    "Don't what?" Adam replied.

    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

    "Forbidden fruit?

    We have forbidden fruit?

    Hey, Eve. . . we have forbidden fruit!"

    "No way!"

    "Yes, way!"

    "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

    "Why?"

    "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied (wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants).

    A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?

    "Uh huh," Adam replied.

    "Then why did you?" said the Father.

    "I don't know," said Eve.

    "She started it!" Adam said,

    "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!

    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

    Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed!
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    Talking That's what men get.....

    ......for being cheap!!!!

    should of given up an arm...LOL


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    Those women!

    Will never pull the wool over my eye...LMAO




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    Ah, women,

    Don't ya love 'em when they get all dressed up and go for their jewelry. Little angels always wanting presents,too.

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    Question What are you saying???

    All the women in here are dogs???
    Or did you mean female dogs????

    Someone might be getting in trouble with CAS, LL and PRMAMA. I'm taking cover.


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    Come on SixGuns,

    all I did was post a picture! I didn't say ANYTHING like that!


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    We wimmins are things of beauty.



    You guys B!@ch a lot...but think about this.

    You'd all be queers without us.

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    ooooooooo

    touche, Linda! LOL Women have always had the power..Look at Adam and Eve.....Eve said to Adam, "Eat this." Adam said, "Yes ma'am!" LoL Hey Sparrow...what are the top 10 things that men know about women?


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    Talking

    yeah but without us men all you girls would be lezbians, and either way all guys would be hapy with either.


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    alternative 2 "the Crazy Hand Jive"

    it's all just a rush


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    Ah, Linda, darling,

    have a drink, dear.

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    OR...

    would you like something a bit stronger?

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    I'm really sorry, dear,

    I should have known one wouldn't be enough.

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