Gotta love Robin Williams

[Mama]

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

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You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
And repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
But I have not heard of a plan for
Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
Past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein,
And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
Regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.
If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer
Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[HM3DevilPUP]

Ooh @#$%ING RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GySgtRet]

best plan that I have seen to date. Because there isn't one that I know of. Thank you,
Mama

[roaddawg74]

Robin Williams for President!

[DanBO]

I'll Second taht motion

[redneck13]

You better believe there is more truth in humor, than anywhere else. Robin, well, his idle Jonathin Winter's said, he's the best.....it's the perfect plan. Why don't the idiot's in Wash....ever listen? Good Post Christian....Gotta love it.

[redneck13]

I'll third dat, Rbonin for Esident.
What iz sayin' were, there's more truth in hmuor, Roibin's idol Jhontathin say he's the bwest., I wsih meb tioidI in Wsash wood listen, or something like that, make anyh sense? That's how they get their messages, heeeheee.
LOL, just having some fun. I think it's great Christian. SF

[rktect3j]

I am not so certain he isn't being sarcastic.

[OLE SARG]

With the spineless politicians we have in DC now, that WILL NEVER HAPPEN. We need an administration with some BALLS - HEAR THAT GEORGE?????????
No balls, nothing gets done. We seen that over and over and over, etc.

SEMPER FI,

[redneck13]

Hey Joe-Rk? Humor is usually sarcasm. Not meant to harm anyone, just things that make it more light than serious, and in some ways to get people to thinking. No, offense, K? SF

[CplPrice]

That Sounds like a plan, a good one at that. Just don't forget to send all those green tree hugging, war protesting hippies to the Coast Guard.

[Osotogary]

With all due respect, CplPrice, I don't think I'd have that big of a problem if all the green tree hugging, war protesting hippies joined and were accepted into Coast Guard service as long as they did their job of handling SOS's, intercepting and detaining not only drug runners but also human cargo smugglers, Port Security...that type of thing. I've got a funny feeling that if they didn't do their job they'd get sheetcanned just like the rest of us would if we srewed up big time.

[Phantom Blooper]

Robin Williams' Peace Plan
Claim: Comedian Robin Williams came up with a plan for how the U.S. should handle foreign affairs.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2003]

A GREAT PLAN Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . . . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out. Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??

Variations: Early versions of this list included an eleventh entry: 11) And lastly bring back the manufacturing from our country, curtail the cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class back to work in our country.
Origins: We don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't actor/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via e-mail and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" — Robin Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

Last updated: 17 July 2005


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