What's yer favorite Christmas song?

[firstsgtmike]

Fill the House
(sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)

Fill the house with jubilation!
fa la la la la la la la la.
Billy Bob is on probation.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Ellie slept with brother Chester!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Now she's in her 3rd trimester.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Give a cheer--we're all together.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Claire is into whips and leather.
Fa la la la la la la la la .
Roy has formed his own milita.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Clem's a pimp for cousin Tricia.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Gather round and give a blessing.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Uncle Fred is still cross-dressing.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Jeff is on the floor with Donna.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Stoned on home-grown marijuana.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Join our Christmas celebration.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Make our house your destination.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Every year's a real hum-dinger.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Catch us soon on Jerry Springer!
Fa la la la la la la la la.

[leroy8541]

12 days of boot camp
on the first day of boot camp my D.I. gave to me
a hair cut that wasn't worth a f#@$
on the second day of boot camp my D.I. gave to me
2 cammie covers
and a hair cut that wasn't worth a f#@$

so forth and so on la la la la

[firstsgtmike]

Leroy,

Now that you've got me laughing, you better finish it. "And so forth and so on" doesn't get the job done.

[leroy8541]

I have to recheck the basic issue i think i got it wrong
1 haircut
2 pairs of boots
3 cammie covers
4 pairs of cammies
fiiivvveee bends and thrusts
6 green tees
7 pairs of skivies
8 packs of clothes pins
9 seconds to clean the head
10 push-ups
11 sit-ups
12 miles to hump

[firstsgtmike]

Thanks.

I'll have to clean up the line about the haircut.

I've got a six and a seven year old who are getting tired of Old MacDonald Had a Farm, and will love this one.

I'm looking forward to taping my two year old trying to sing along with them.


Mike Farrell
Cagayan dr Oro
Philippines