An end to the debate-which branch is the best?

[CrazyBrave83]

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine get into an argument about
what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
time, welcome to heaven."

So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
and Saint Peter reads aloud:

FROM THE DESK OF GOD

TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
Therefore, there is no superior service.

Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)

[Windle]

Haha, that's awesome. I mean, of course I'm inclined to say that the Marines are the best, but you know, each branch has a different mission.

The Marines' job is to be...the best.

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Couldn't say it better Windle.
Excellent joke CrazyBrave83.

[matt-m]

wow

do you guys not notice that god was USMC retired? Little slow are we?

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wow

do you guys not notice that god was USMC retired? Little slow are we?

Of course we did. Thats how come it was funny, a little slow aren't you?