Redneck High Tech Terms
Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.

Being fair...

Mexican Jokes;
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

Why do Mexicans eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap!

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

Why doesnt Mexico have a olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

Mexican Quarterback
What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
El Paso.

Have fun...

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
~ Thomas Jefferson ~

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
~ Mark Twain (1866) ~

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
~ Herbert Spencer,
English Philosopher (1820-1903) ~

Semper Fidelis/Semper Fi