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    Question Thoughts

    COWS


    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. May be we should give them all a cow.


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    CONSTITUTION


    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


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    Mrb, that is a good one...LOL But that's our government for you...


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    Maybe if there was such a thing as Mad Alien Decease it would happen.
    During the Iranian crisis I happened to be in the Immigration Office Building and saw nothing but folks who were "compelled" to justify their status for being in the United States. I dare say that the amount of people I saw that day was about a fraction or a low percentage of the folks that should have shown up. Students? My heinie!


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    Not to mention tracking down Bin Laden. Good Thought.


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    Damn illegal alien cows, we need to deport them back to canada. What were we thinking allowing a few cows form Canada to be here?

    It's ok for the few million illegal immigrants to be, they don't pose a threat.

    I am being facieses of course.


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    ahhh, well, maybe we could just round up illegals, and instead of deporting them, tell em, ok, you wanna stay here? Here's your enlistment papers, you are leaving for Iraq in the morning, for minesweeper duty. If you come back alive, you can stay.


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    Mmmm, cow sounds good. If we sent Illegals into the military we'd be harboring the Mexican army. My thought, I like my beef well done and my Aliens autopsied.


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    Does Mexico have an army?


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    Originally posted by JAG5150
    Does Mexico have an army?
    yeah, about half of em live over here on the west side of Kansas City LOL


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    Every time I hear a copter pass overhead at work I yell INS! INS!..lotsa Somalians and Thai's where I work....some of them looked panicked LOL


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    Leave it to garry to cause hate and dissention.


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    LOL. I hear report from work that people actually miss my unigue sneezing...Eat Shs*t! as loud as I can.....D'OH!....taught one of the Cambodian techs how to speak Godzilla Japanese.....now every time oriental reps show up he rips em up and down with Godzilla speak! They don't get it and we both just laugh our as*ess off! Ahhh the memories! LOL


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    Garry, I don't think that there is anything wrong with you, it's just the rest of the world.
    When you do see the shrink, ask him, "Doc. what do you think my chances are of not killing again this week" see what he does.


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    That smells of permanant disability! LOL


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    But it would be worth the reaction and facial expressions.


    Logging off now, have a good one.


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