How to know when a Marine has been to your house...

[JAG5150]

What do you call a sailor with an I.Q. of 100?
Married to a Marine.

[femalemarine_89]

Hey Now I like that one.. I am going to have to send that to my hubs at work )

[JAG5150]

I origionally heard that by a sailor but it went like this, What do you call a Marine withan I.Q. of 100?
A platoon.
It's funny now but at the time I had been drinking with 3 other Marines, we took exception to it. Unfortunately we were in a navy bar and out numbered about 8 to 1. We did O.K. for about 5 minutes. If we would have had another 4 Marines it would have turned out differently.

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by femalemarine_89
The question is.. How do you know a Marine has been in the house??

The toilet has a sign placed over it.
Please lift lid when finished.

[JAG5150]

How do you know when a female Marine has been in your HO, I mean house?
When you no longer have to Iron your own uniform.

[femalemarine_89]

ROFLMAO@Jag.. I will be damned if I will iron those candy ass navy uniforms..

[JAG5150]

I never said any about any navy uniforms, do you even iron bell bottoms?
I was talking about a crisp pressed BDU that you could cut somebody with.

[femalemarine_89]

I know what you are talking about. Actually being a Chief he wears the Khakies.. They have so many different types so he was advised to get the ones that are wash and wear.. but lets say he dont just wash and wear them.. HE IRONS THEM.. I will not let him to go work looking like chit.

[JAG5150]

Leave it to a Marine to straighten out the navy.

[femalemarine_89]

OH AND BY THE WAY.. HAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JAG..

[JAG5150]

Thank you very much, just one more that I survived. Now I have another year to get through.

[JAG5150]

Everybody needs to go pay respects to Sgt. Hauser (RIP)

[TracGunny]

Originally posted by femalemarine_89
The question is.. How do you know a Marine has been in the house??


All the boots under the bed are shined....LOL

..and covered & aligned, as well as all footwear in all closets

[femalemarine_89]

Now I wasnt going to go into all that detail.. The shined boots was warning enough.. LOL

[Eaglestrikes]

Every damned can of food is aligned by size, content, and brand, and theres an inventory list next to it.
There is an EGA bigger than the wall hung on it.
The Forks, Knives and Spoons go from left to right.