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    femalemarine_89
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    Talking How to know when a Marine has been to your house...

    The question is.. How do you know a Marine has been in the house??


    All the boots under the bed are shined....LOL


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    femalemarine_89
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    gees yall.. no sence of humor tonight or what??


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    Funny you should mention that because I did a double check and you are so right!!! My work boots are still nice and shiney (and I retired over a year a a half ago), dress shoes, nice and shiney...it's a curse I tell you!


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    femalemarine_89
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    Yeah it is.. Guys at my husbands work were picking on him about that.. Saying that all his boots should be nice and shiney being married to a Marine and all... LOL.. I told him that I would shine theirs too but for some of them it would be 55 bucks per boot and for the others only 50 per boot )


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    ...all the books in the bookshelf are covered and aligned...


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    ...all bright-work in the house is shined...


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    LOL... Dont you mean if they are all in binders?? Oh wait a minute that is the NAVY.. ROFLMAO.. they make sure everything that is in sight is in a BINDER.. go figure.. No help for the Navy..


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    ROFLMAO.. you are too much tonight Gunny.. Gonna make me laugh so hard i might fall off the chair.. and since i bashed on the Navy I know my husband wont help me up )


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    femalemarine_89
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    Here is another good one for yall.
    A Marine goes to a comfort inn for the night, walks in and asks for a room. The hotel manager tells the Marine that the only room he has is to share with a Sailor. The Marine says that he will take it. The manager says that he has to warn him that the Sailor snores very loud and keeps everyone in the area awake. The Marine said he didnt care and that he would take the room anyways..

    The Marine walks into the room and walks over to the sailor and gives him a kiss on the cheek and says good night sweetheart.

    The next morning the Marine walks into the office to return his key and the Manager asks him how he slept lastnight and the Marine replied that it was one of the best that he has had. The manager asked him how that could be with the snoring sailor. The Marine replied that he walked in and gave him a kiss on the cheek and he was awake all night watching the Marine..


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    femalemarine_89
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    yall dont think these are funny.. Well hell I guess I am going to have to try harder.. SIGH..


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    " How to know when a Marine has been to your ho"?

    Come on! Is that a lead-in or what?----LMAO


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    femalemarine_89
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    ROFLMAO


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