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    The Most Functional Word In The English Language

    Well, it is S - H - * - T ........That's right, sh*t! Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:

    You can be sh*t faced
    Sh*t out of luck
    Or have sh*t for brains
    With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together,
    Find a place for your sh*t
    Or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.
    You can smoke sh*t,
    Buy sh*t, sell sh*t,
    Lose sh*t, find sh*t,
    Forget sh*t,
    And tell others to eat sh*t and die.
    Some people know their sh*t,
    While others cant tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
    There are lucky sh*ts,
    Dumb sh*ts,
    Crazy sh*ts,
    And sweet sh*ts.
    There is bull sh*t,
    Horse sh*t
    And chicken sh*t.
    You can throw sh*t,
    Sling sh*t,
    Catch sh*t,
    Shoot the sh*t,
    Or duck when sh*t hits the fan.
    You can give a sh*t
    Or serve sh*t on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep sh*t
    Or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
    Some days are colder than sh*t,
    Some days are hotter than sh*t.
    And some days are just plain sh*tty.
    Some music sounds like sh*t,
    Things can look like sh*t,
    And there are times when you feel like sh*t.
    You can have too much sh*t,
    Not enough sh*t,
    The right sh*t,
    The wrong sh*t
    Or a lot of weird sh*t.
    You can carry sh*t,
    Have a mountain of sh*t,
    Or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t,
    And other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
    When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.
    And remember, once you know your sh*t, You don't need to know anything else

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    Lisa you forgot

    That sorry sh*t!


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    Cool Most Famous Bumper Sticker

    "SH!T HAPPENS"

    Sempers,

    Roger


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    Now, wait just a minute......

    That's some fvcked up **** there.......

    And, "I" was always taught that 'f*ck' was the worlds most universal word......

    Maybe different schools, I dunno. Sounds about fvcked up beyond all comprehension to me.

    Semper FI


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    S ***O n the S hingle

    get your S *** together

    same S *** different day

    this S ***is fun, but I'll quit now


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