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Thread: Great One-Liners by Members
10-20-04, 08:01 PM #1
Great One-Liners by Members
Sometimes a member will hit us with a one-liner that is so good, or so funny or so to the point that it needs to be archived.
Here is the thread to do that.
I will start it out with one made tonight.
"Someone give that girl a Milkbone".
snipowsky; in reference to Teresa Kerry.
10-20-04, 08:48 PM #2
great idea! It would take me a year to search back through and find em all though LOL
10-20-04, 09:11 PM #3
That's the reason for the thread! So many are lost. We can start saving them now. There have been many good ones but many more good ones will come.
10-20-04, 09:13 PM #4
I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly
10-20-04, 09:41 PM #5
devildog---you are supposed to quote someone else---lol.
If the one-liner makes you smile, laugh, or even if you are offened by it---post it here for all of us to enjoy or build a head of steam.
10-20-04, 10:07 PM #6
If that guy gets to be any bigger of a as*hole, his shoulders will cave in from the weight!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those of us who don't.
The difference between kinky and fun, fun is a feather.. kinky is the whole chicken!
10-21-04, 03:29 AM #7snipowskyGuest Free Member
LOL Thanks greensideout!
Semper Fi brother!
10-21-04, 09:55 AM #8
OIF 1 was about "winning the hearts and minds"
Now its about "2 in the heart and 1 in the mind"
10-21-04, 10:22 AM #9
LOL"I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly"
devildog21345, response in reference to snipowsky's reference to Teresa Kerry.
10-21-04, 02:05 PM #10snipowskyGuest Free Member
This is my favorite! Concerning which firearm would you carry into battle?
"Carrying a firearm into battle? Are you crazy? A person could get killed like that!"
10-21-04, 03:38 PM #11
That IS a good one Snipowsky. LOL
10-21-04, 06:13 PM #12
so it be said so it be written
10-21-04, 07:54 PM #13
USMC-FO about Sparrowhawk's broken PP
"The advanced two palm inverted "Johnsonl" shift has been known to burst blisters ......."
10-21-04, 08:30 PM #14
2nd LT Jdfairman, when discussing who is senior and the capabilities of different ranks in the USMC
"Awww COME ON!!!! I mumble to myself alot and absolutely love playing with mud, but I hate choo-choos"
10-22-04, 01:41 AM #15yellowwingGuest Free Member
I think this might be Sparrowhawk's favorite Yellowwing one liner,
"John Kerry has a bust of Ho Chi Mihn on his desk."
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