Great One-Liners by Members

[greensideout]

Sometimes a member will hit us with a one-liner that is so good, or so funny or so to the point that it needs to be archived.

Here is the thread to do that.

I will start it out with one made tonight.


"Someone give that girl a Milkbone".
snipowsky; in reference to Teresa Kerry.

[HardJedi]

great idea! It would take me a year to search back through and find em all though LOL

[greensideout]

That's the reason for the thread! So many are lost. We can start saving them now. There have been many good ones but many more good ones will come.

[devildog21345]

I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly

[greensideout]

devildog---you are supposed to quote someone else---lol.

If the one-liner makes you smile, laugh, or even if you are offened by it---post it here for all of us to enjoy or build a head of steam.

[Nagalfar]

If that guy gets to be any bigger of a as*hole, his shoulders will cave in from the weight!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Those who live by the sword get shot by those of us who don't.

The difference between kinky and fun, fun is a feather.. kinky is the whole chicken!

[snipowsky]

LOL Thanks greensideout!

Semper Fi brother!

[awb5711]

OIF 1 was about "winning the hearts and minds"

Now its about "2 in the heart and 1 in the mind"

[Sparrowhawk]

"I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly"

devildog21345, response in reference to snipowsky's reference to Teresa Kerry.

[snipowsky]

This is my favorite! Concerning which firearm would you carry into battle?

fulmetaljackass:

"Carrying a firearm into battle? Are you crazy? A person could get killed like that!"

snipowsky: ROFLMFAO

[HardJedi]

That IS a good one Snipowsky. LOL

[hrscowboy]

so it be said so it be written

[HardJedi]

USMC-FO about Sparrowhawk's broken PP

"The advanced two palm inverted "Johnsonl" shift has been known to burst blisters ......."



LOL

[HardJedi]

2nd LT Jdfairman, when discussing who is senior and the capabilities of different ranks in the USMC

"Awww COME ON!!!! I mumble to myself alot and absolutely love playing with mud, but I hate choo-choos"

[yellowwing]

I think this might be Sparrowhawk's favorite Yellowwing one liner,
"John Kerry has a bust of Ho Chi Mihn on his desk."