They're gona strip search her!

[Sparrowhawk]

Homemaking icon Martha Stewart will serve her five-month jail sentence for lying about a suspicious stock sale at a minimum security prison in West Virginia. Stewart, is due to report for her sentence on Oct 8.

Can you imagine having to stripe seach her?

Talk about PTSD! LMAO

[thedrifter]

Good thing I don't have that Job........:eek:


Ellie

[airframesguru]

Cook,

You got me. I thought you were following Ms. Ellies lead.

At any rate, hope they have good gloves.

S/F,

Mike

[yellowwing]

I dunno', after a six beer, it wouldn't be to bad!

[hrscowboy]

Run Ethyl Run.........

[Osotogary]

Yellowwing,
Perhaps she could interest you in a fine Cabernet to go with your Elk? A picnic in Winnipeg? Well, maybe after she comes out of the slammer.

[Ed Palmer]

If you drink hard and fast enough she might look good at closing time,
My problem is I dont think I can drink that much.

[enviro]

I'd bag her just so I could write a book about it and make lots of money.

Yeah I know - I'm a wh0re

[yellowwing]

You could call the book, "It was a Good Thing!"

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by enviro
I'd bag her just so I could write a book about it and make lots of money.

Yeah I know - I'm a wh0re

How about "Uncovering Martha's Secret?

[Osotogary]

She may wind up writing a book about Enviro titled "There's a Fighting Hole In the Kitchen."

[TracGunny]

Martha naked... shudder ew, yuck.

[Spike Berner]

In the above picture she looks like death eatin' a cracker; what is she going to look like in 5 months, Hanoi Jane?

[airframesguru]

Originally posted by Spike Berner
In the above picture she looks like death eatin' a cracker; what is she going to look like in 5 months, Hanoi Jane?

I'm sure some one there will "put a smile on her face"!

[CAR]

Nice!! Now after reading all that my mental picture is torchuring me. Thanks for the visual. Does the guy/girl who does the strip search get a couple days off to recover?