The Train Ticket

George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each
buy a ticket and watches Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hilary.

They all board the train.. George and Laura take their
respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together and close
the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The con ductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip..

When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the
window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
Clintons see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a
ticket?" says Hilary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and the
Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and
walks over to the toilet in which the Clintons are hiding. George W. knocks on
their door and says, "Ticket, please."

(And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats
lost that election.)