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    The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...

    Hope that this haven't already been posted.

    You gotta love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
    from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
    you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
    return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
    ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
    Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
    collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
    envelope....along with this note:

    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
    picture from the pile, and send the rest! back to me.
    Take Care, Ricky

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    OLDIE but still a goodie! LOL

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    Did all the pictures move like the attached GIF??

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