John gets a "Dear John" letter.
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    John gets a "Dear John" letter.

    Guess where I came up with the inspiration?

    Last edited by Osotogary; 03-07-06 at 11:47 PM.

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    LMAO...........Gary...........


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    That was pretty good. There has to be a real zinger for Hillary rolling around in your creativity somewhere!


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    I do not find it funny at all. Do you have any idea what it is like to go through your whole life and receive nothing but "Dear John" letters, even from your Mother? I thought not!

    Just kidding!!!! Keep 'em coming OG!!!


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    Now you are going to get yellowwing upset talking about Ke??y He doen't like my cousin George W.


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    TracGunny

    Maybe you should change your name to Sue like Johnny Cash.LOL


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    All the "Dear John" letters that I have received in my life had one thing in common. They never got the name right! My name's not John. LMAO.
    Geez, getting a "Dear John" letter from your mother? Now that's brutal. LOL.......unless it really happened.


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    ALL my letters were/are "Dear Johns".... LOL While deployed on a WestPac in '96 as Platoon Sergeant my Platoon Commander spotted me reading a letter in the well deck, asked what I had, and I told him it was another Dear John Letter. He started the console bit and got really serious when I told him it was from my Mother, which it was. I had him going pretty good until he remembered what my first name was...


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    I think what TracGunny was trying to tell you, that his name is John or Dear John


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    Re: TracGunny

    Originally posted by usmc4669
    Maybe you should change your name to Sue like Johnny Cash.LOL
    Gee, thanks a lot! Now I can't get the tune out of my head and I keep thinking about rolling around in the blood and the mud and the beer...LOL


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    Or maybe it's John Deere,


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    Originally posted by Kurt Stover
    Or maybe it's John Deere,
    Since the original object of OG's pun is a toilet, I keep thinking there is another pun somewhere in John Deere's catch phrase," Nothing runs like a Deere..."

    Yeah, I know, I'm rolling another thread into the gutter... apologies, OG...


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    TracGunny

    You must live near a Pulp Mill, the fumes got you brain confused.LOL

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