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    Smile Funny Jokes and you can't make this up..

    THE WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART

    Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Walmart There was nothing inparticular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to "Wally World" to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comicrelief.

    Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequentthe establishment.

    But, I digress, . . enough of my psychological fixations.

    While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early
    thirties, asked, "Are you a Vietnam Vet?"

    "No," I replied.

    "Then why are you wearing that cap?"

    "Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812 . . ."

    I thought it was a snappy retort.

    "The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?"

    God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity . . "1946", I answered,
    as straight-faced as possible.

    He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it the War of1812 if it was in 1946?"

    "It was a Black Op Mission. No one is supposed to know about it."

    This was beginning to become fun!

    "Dude! Really?" He exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"

    I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice
    said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."

    "Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriouslyawesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"

    "Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage."

    The moron nodded knowingly.

    "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still classified 'Top Secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."

    "Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look . . "Like, what's gonna' happen
    if I do?"

    With a really hard look I said, "You have a family, don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"

    The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. The lady
    behind me started laughing so hard I thought she was about to have a heart attack.I just grinned at her.

    After checking out and going to the parking lot, I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman.

    Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction.

    Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned
    kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.

    And these people VOTE!

    What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back, wearing my Homeland Security cap.

    Then the next day I will go to the driver's license bureau wearing my Border Patrol
    hat, and see how long it takes to empty the place.

    Whoever said retirement is boring? You just need to wear the right kind of cap!

    See you guys at Walmart......

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    That is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
    As technology gets smarter, people seem to be moving in the opposite direction...


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    IDOTCRACY..... it's NOT just a movie anymore.....

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Just thought it was funny...

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    That made my day!


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