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  1. #136
    That was one of my choices. I was also thinking that by this time something else might be squeaking as well. Of course, they have a special lube that will break through the rust.


  2. #137
    Is it better than Preparation H, Russ??


  3. #138
    Quote Originally Posted by FoxtrotOscar View Post
    Billy, your from Texas, leave Bigfoot out of this equation, you don't know him like I do...

    Mike, Bigfoot could not exist in Texas....we have Armadillos big as Cars.....


  4. #139
    I'm here to steer the sweetheart thread back on track before Mike brings the whip out on us. Anybody got a story tying in their sweetheart when they enlisted with some lube and Bigfoot by chance?


  5. #140
    Sandra Dee , Married 10 days before boot camp ,and still going 37 years strong!!! And NO not the movie star, My Father-in-law was onboard ship off the coast of Nam when He found out my wife being born,and they were watching a movie with Sandra Dee in it... short story. S/F


  6. #141
    That's a great story.......


  7. #142
    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmer View Post
    I'm here to steer the sweetheart thread back on track before Mike brings the whip out on us. Anybody got a story tying in their sweetheart when they enlisted with some lube and Bigfoot by chance?
    Kim, all I know is Oldtop told me that he met his Sweetheart when she brought her automobile to his shop to get her oil changed.....he found out her name was Bigfoot......see photo he sent me of her....Click image for larger version

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  8. #143
    ^ ???
    Is that her -"Dip-Stick"
    just next to her
    dungereeze ???





  9. #144
    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose View Post

    Russ,

    it's a new begging for me and Cherry.....

    we owe it all to Viagra
    and WD-40.

    It took a while to get used to that oily taste
    just like you said it would.....

    but,

    Marines improvise.
    YAH-KNOW,,,,,,,,

    I think mongooses' slipped a cog -

    betcha he ment
    POLLYGRIP & a 2x4



  10. #145
    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose View Post
    Kim, all I know is Oldtop told me that he met his Sweetheart when she brought her automobile to his shop to get her oil changed.....he found out her name was Bigfoot......see photo he sent me of her....Attachment 32778


    ​oltop you sly devil dog I didn't take you for a roly-poly lover. I should've known something was up when every date he took me to IHOP or the Cheesecake Factory. OT I'm never gonna be enough woman for you! And we could lose a Yorkie in one of those folds.






  11. #146
    all's I can say is that 'ol Billy Mongoose must be getting really HIGH on that WD40 and Poly-grip mixture for sure.... I was never a big fan of the "rolly-polly" type female, I can't see trying to stuff one into a single seat at the movies, and I'm too cheap to buy TWO seats for her fat butt..... all my women have been short and skinny, or tall and skinny, but the operative word here is SKINNY..... besides, all you need to cure you of "fat chicks" is to have one jump into your waterbed ONCE with you already in it... but DON'T DO THIS IF YOU LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR... you'll be too high to land on your feet, and not high enough for a parachute to open


  12. #147
    Quote Originally Posted by oldtop View Post
    all's I can say is that 'ol Billy Mongoose must be getting really HIGH on that WD40 and Poly-grip mixture for sure.... I was never a big fan of the "rolly-polly" type female, I can't see trying to stuff one into a single seat at the movies, and I'm too cheap to buy TWO seats for her fat butt..... all my women have been short and skinny, or tall and skinny, but the operative word here is SKINNY..... besides, all you need to cure you of "fat chicks" is to have one jump into your waterbed ONCE with you already in it... but DON'T DO THIS IF YOU LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR... you'll be too high to land on your feet, and not high enough for a parachute to open

    OT you never showed me your waterbed? What's up with that? Couldn't handle the tsunami?


  13. #148
    be a great opportunity for some "body surfing", I really like big waves... no boards allowed.....


  14. #149
    Quote Originally Posted by oldtop View Post
    be a great opportunity for some "body surfing", I really like big waves... no boards allowed.....

    Never surfed or slept on a waterbed, I'm there. Yorkies flying!


  15. #150
    Kim, don't let oldtop blow smoke up your azz......here's a picture he showed all of us a couple years ago of his Sweeties panties....does that look skinny to you??Click image for larger version

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