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    Log in

    Why do I have to log in in every morning?


  2. #2
    George....it's a new policy that Mike and I came up with. It's for the benefit of extremely old farts, with one foot in the grave....such as yourself. It's designed so that you don't forget how to do simple everyday things.....like remembering your name. Thanks for your cooperation. I had to email Old Marine ( Willie ) his name and his wife's name yesterday.....


  3. #3
    Great idea.


  4. #4
    Hang in there...old timer...


  5. #5
    Billy was concerned that when yor peeing in your shoe, some divine intervention might be needed...


  6. #6
    We're watching out for our elderly Marines.


  7. #7
    [QUOTE=Mongoose;1032921]
    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose View Post

    George....

    It's a new policy that Mike*
    and I came up with.

    It's for the benefit of extremely old farts,
    with one foot in the grave....
    such as yourself.

    It's designed so that you don't forget
    how to do simple everyday things.....

    like remembering your name.
    ( Thanks for your cooperation )

    " I had to email Old Marine
    ( Willie )
    his name
    and his wife's name yesterday.....
    " *2
    * Share the blame ?
    you and Mike ?
    *2 - mongoose - doesn't realize - everytime
    that he Emails OldMarine and OldMarine
    sees the U.S. E-mail-man postal delivery truck
    outside @ his U.S.E-mail-box at the end his drive way-

    They usually find willy walking
    around downtown - *Finger -
    near the PigglyWiggly-

    ( By a CountySheriffsDeputy) with a handfull of fresh-new-Emailsthat have Littlebilly-mongooses'
    postmark up in the top left hand
    corners -
    Meanwhile- LittleWillyOldMarine
    doesn't have a clue -
    iffin' he's comming-or
    going.....
    iffin' he's been there or
    iffin' he's goin back-


    but no clue where.....



  8. #8
    Finger dose not have a piggly wiggly .not even a traffic light or Evan a stop sign.


  9. #9
    *thread-hijack-alert*
    Quote Originally Posted by silverdollar View Post

    Finger
    Does not have a PigglyWiggly,
    not even a traffic light
    or Even a stop sign.

    SO ?
    the question just may be-

    which is worse -
    Being stuck in FINGER,

    OR having FINGER -
    stuck in you
    ?????



  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose View Post

    We are watching out

    for our elderly Marines.
    Yah-but,

    this year can we just give them
    Rubber canes
    for
    Christmas

    ???


  11. #11
    But we have a Roundabout that I drive into and can never figure out how to get out of it.


  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Marine View Post
    But we have a Roundabout that I drive into and can never figure out how to get out of it.
    I think you're describing a maze.


  13. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Marine View Post

    But

    We have ( Round-abouts* )
    that I drive into.

    And can never figure -
    Just how to get out.
    The first "(round-about)"
    - In NewEngland they call
    Round-abouts = "Rotarys"

    First Rotary- i ever came across
    was in Lisbon Portugal-
    That had railroad tracks
    going streight thru the center-
    with a red circle sign that had
    a white horizontal bar in the middle-
    and a policeman going nutz because
    10 Marines and 3 Corpsmen stuffed
    inside- a Rented DodgeDart
    Didn't have anyone who could speak Portugese ......




  14. #14
    OMG....this thread sounds like a bunch of weird old men sitting on a bench in a hick town barbershop trying to act sane....just saying


  15. #15
    ^
    Billymongoose -

    sometimes
    it jest ain't easy

    knowing if you're

    BRAGGING

    or

    Complaining.....



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