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    I Used to think I was a Regular Person, how wrong I was

    I Used to think I was a Regular Person


    I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
    I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


    I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


    I am a Christian, which now labels me an infidel.


    I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.


    I think and I reason.... therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.


    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


    I believe in the defense and protection of my country for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


    Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . Because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!


    I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!


    I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


    Funny . . . it's all taken place over just the last 7 or 8 years and... as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!

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    It appears that I have those same problems, Russ.....


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    Outstanding, Russ! Yep, we all used to be regular people, now we're just in the shadows as super-regular people obsess and dream about gays, transgenders and show lack of common sense on a daily basis. The old days are gone, welcome to a new and more unusual America. This is what they fought and died for in the Revolutionary War, in the Pacific, in Europe.


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    Wow...BRILLIANT post Advanced. I think a lot of us belong to the same club you do!!!
    Semper Fi


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    Well, according to the lib's I'm just an all around hater. After thinking about the meaning of being a hater, I can live with that. I'll never be able to think like a lib.

    Talking about lib's, anybody seen bugs lately?


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    I stomped a big cockroach trying to get into my house last night, does that count?????


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    So you're bragging about taking a life William, yes, you are definitely a hater.


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    I am all those things you listed and proud of it. Plus one more - I am a deplorable!


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    Well, I'm 100% all those awful things......but, I'm also a Lesbian, which is a plus.


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    Homosexuality in I Co your shot on the Spot lol...I knew I wasn't regular anymore the day I earned the title U S Marine Semper Fi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennessee Top View Post
    I am all those things you listed and proud of it. Plus one more - I am a deplorable!
    me too, and I got the T shirt to prove it!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by advanced View Post
    I Used to think I was a Regular Person


    I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
    I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


    I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


    I am a Christian, which now labels me an infidel.


    I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.


    I think and I reason.... therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.


    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


    I believe in the defense and protection of my country for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


    Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . Because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!


    I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!


    I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


    Funny . . . it's all taken place over just the last 7 or 8 years and... as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!
    Russ, you ain't never been a regular old man.....16387987_1271078932948343_6780205795577847117_n.jpg


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    Billy, I told you to never show that picture again. Everyone can see that I have ring around the collar.


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