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    Hahahahahaha !!!


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    Marine Gunnery Sgt. and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

    The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a wh*rehouse!"

    The Gunny turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a wh*rehouse smells like."


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    That was great !!!


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    The Cowboy Whisperer

    Cowboy: "That your dog?"

    Indian: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.." Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

    Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

    Indian: (Look of total amazement)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: Sheep lie...


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    Sheep lie, hahahahaahahaha !!!


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    This is the result of a Dunkin' Donuts on Camp Lejeune ... coffee run.

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    Hahahaahaha. Check out the bag full on the floor. LOL.


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    Marine selfie stick ...

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    working for a six pack yet I ended up with a keg


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    A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"

    A Sailor said, "I'd step on it."
    A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."
    A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."
    An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."


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