Chuckles of the day

[Kegler300]

Nothing like fresh meat ...

[Kegler300]

A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads
from the intense heat of the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body," said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?"

His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet
from hot sand in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Dearborn, Michigan, and still wearing all this ****?"

[Rocky C]

Here it is. I was looking for this thread lol.

[Mongoose]

Great to have it back.

[Kegler300]

Bible Study 101

It's all very simple to understand

Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.

They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."

When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."

Origin of Left & Right...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."

Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

It surely can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson :

The last four letters in American.......... I Can

The last four letters in Republican........ I Can

The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats

End of lesson .....Test to follow on November 6, 2016 .

November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

[Hammer]

Glad to see this thread back up and running.

[Rocky C]

I love this thread. I searched for it after Billy told me it was missing.

Found it

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[Rocky C]

Hahahahahahaha, Hahahahaahaha
hahahahahahaha, Hahahahahahaha

[Kegler300]

[2 Marine Mom]

and again, glad this is back, I love marine, humor!!!! Hind lick!! bahhaaa!! press one!! all great guys I miss weird humor Deb

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Sh*t burgers ... who knew?