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09-28-16, 07:55 AM #106
This is one of the best ones yet, From Mongoose aka Billy:
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.
A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he appologised to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."
"You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"
10-01-16, 09:14 PM #107
10-17-16, 10:18 AM #108
A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Greenville, SC.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, Obama loving protester."
The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins,
not to discuss your community service."
01-02-17, 07:18 PM #109
01-02-17, 07:34 PM #110
01-12-17, 05:52 PM #111
01-30-17, 06:21 PM #112
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03-14-17, 09:50 AM #114
I was walking in the mall and I saw a Muslim bookstore, Guess they do read a book ?
The sign outside led me to wonder what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye but I still asked if he could help me.
I know I didn't look like his normal clientele so I asked anyway:
“Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his
U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?”
The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
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