Humorous accident reason

[cadetat6]

Humorous Auto Accident excuse

1 An invisible car came out of no-where, struck my car and vanished.

2 I have been driving for 40 years, when I fell asleep at the wheel.

3 I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law

And headed over the embankment

4 The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

5 The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out

of its path when it struck my front end.

6 The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him

7 The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth

[firstsgtmike]

When Ethel told Martha, "We're almost there, turn left at the next corner.

Martha asked, "Oh, Am I driving?"