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03-26-15, 08:54 AM #46
Buttttttt, we may need the Corpsmen if we receive a false negative on one of the young ladies medical and Billy gets the clap again.
I don't like spending all that money on medical cures and such.
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03-26-15, 08:57 AM #47
Well, that's another reason I advocate going back to just the Inflatable Billy, remember the ten paternity suits filed against Billy just in the last year? They were all positive, and your company paid out tons of dough. The old mail order Inflatable is a way to avoid all that.
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03-26-15, 08:59 AM #48
Mitch can get in on this if he wants (Hammer3).
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03-26-15, 09:01 AM #49
Every single time Billy did a live escort, it ended up with child support being paid out. That's no way to run a business, Russ.
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03-26-15, 09:05 AM #50
You must not be aware that Billy always insisted on being inside the inflatables. He said they'd be more lifelike that way. The problem must be that little hole Billy always made in the end, he always said he needed to be able to breath properly. I think we may have discovered the problem.
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03-26-15, 09:06 AM #51
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03-26-15, 09:06 AM #52
hahahahahaha.....when you first mentioned Inflatable Billy yesterday, I almost spewed hot coffee all over my computer.....
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03-26-15, 09:07 AM #53
How many new graduates that need escorting are in the menopausal bunch, though. Back to mail order, I vote.
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03-26-15, 09:08 AM #54
Child support is killing the company, Russ.
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03-26-15, 09:10 AM #55
Remember the last several times Billy was hired to escort someone? They went everywhere except to the graduation. A side trip to some island was always included. There were a lot of irate moms and dads, if you recall.
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03-26-15, 09:25 AM #56
What a GREAT Thread ! hahahahaha.
Where is the OP ?
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03-26-15, 09:30 AM #57
I think that she is in ecstasy now that she is one of our satisfied customers. I can always depend on my partner Billy. I told her that as a customer she'd get the privileged customer rate on repeats, but she said she had no problem paying full price for such a bargain. As a gesture of good will I'm sending her an inflatable Billy, for those last minute whims don't you know.
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03-26-15, 09:32 AM #58
Don't forget the T-Shirt LOL.
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03-26-15, 09:36 AM #59
I forgot all about the T-shirts. Dave, legal opinion, is there a problem with a big green weenie with the words MY Marine under it? Or, our motto, when a Marine says spread em, those ain't just words.
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03-26-15, 09:37 AM #60
No problem, Russ, and even if there were, I could get your sentence cut in half or your voltage cut down for real serious crimes. You don't have to worry, Russ.
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