Looking for young, escort for beautiful daughter at graduation dance.

[Phantom Blooper]

If someone bit the inflatable Billy on the nipple would he squeak...fart...and fly out da' window?

[USMC 2571]

Well, the REAL Billy does, so I don't know why the inflatable one wouldn't.

[USMC 2571]

We don't even need the OP anymore, to have a good time here. LOL

[Hammer]

Mitch can get in on this if he wants (Hammer3).

I talked to Billy and he said they were expanding the escort business, and wanted me to join. I suggested that because of my age I would do it if the business paid for my Viagra pills; but then I remembered that I don't take Viagra.
(my memory is like some other things-short)
My job would be to escort the mothers or grandmothers of the person be escorted by the young Marines; so the company could offer a two-fer for one price.

[USMC 2571]

Lol

[Tennessee Top]

The OP is still looking for the "delete post" button like they have on Facebook.

[Hammer]

Top, maybe she is having problems like I have. I know that if a certain part of my body wasn't attached; I couldn't find it. Bless her heart.

[Mongoose]

I can't begin to tell all of our success stories. We have had 3 young Marine escorts actually getting married to the young ladies they escorted. Russ was so proud....he even escorted those fine young Marines down the aisle himself. He gave them to the lucky bride with tears in his eyes. It was a great moment for our brother Russ, having been married 6 times himself. Under all that macho, gung ho, tougher than hell Marine, that we all know.....is a very loving, compassionate, father figure. As all of his 43 kids will attest to.

[Hammer]

Billy; are you saying that Russ is now a transgender? Sounds to me like he needs hormone pills.

[advanced]

Hammer, actually I take the anti-hormone pills to cut down on the hormones. The women in my family say that our excess hormones is the family curse, of course we men say it's the family blessing.

[mexbearlll]

I'm breaking it to the Grandkids piggybank, and waiting on My medical wavier from the Corpsman... Oh and My tattoo wavier also... This Really sounds like something I can get into...Well, wish Me lots of Luck here in RENO. S/F