Looking for young, escort for beautiful daughter at graduation dance.

[Phantom Blooper]

I'm willing.....I will PM you on where to send my retainer fee. I looked in my appointment book, and see I booked to escort a young lady on graduation the 22 in Raleigh NC. I can be there....no problem. Will have to leave soon after, as I have another graduation Charleston SC on the 24.

I know we are all getting older..handsomer ...and wiser.....but.......duh!

[USMC 2571]

Something else the OP might not know is that Russ and Billy charge a fee regardless of whether their services are accepted. That's something to be worked out with the OP and Russ, Billy's manager, though.

[Mongoose]

Bloop, my boss, Russ, has put together a great Marine escort service. We take great pride in providing service based on the individual needs of our clients. We have several packages to choose from. Our packages range from the beginners package, to the new and improved pack, to the buy one get one free package. Our service is backed buy a money back guarantee. If you order now you'll qualify for our BFF package. Where you can bring a female friend of your choice, free of charge. If any of you get some lucky lady to sign up, we'll send you a coffee mug and free tee shirt.

[USMC 2571]

hahahahaha, excellent.

[advanced]

Another BIG selling point of our service is that the lucky lady will get a FREE photograph of her favorite Marine in ACTION. This action picture can be one of our stock photos of her favorite Marine, or for a small additional fee it can be any of the random photos taken with her in the action pose of her choice. This choice is a favorite of our female clients and never fails to bring back a flood of memories. Of course we have 8x10's and even life size. The inflatable Billy is also a big winner.

Remember our motto; when one of our Marine says spread em, those ain't just words.

[oldtop]

Top,
This is what the OP posted:
"My daughter is graduating May 23, 2015 in Front Royal, Virginia. Are there any young, handsome, available Marines willing to be my daughter's escort that day?"

Doing what you suggested makes sense, but coming onto a Marine site and asking like she did is just plain silly.

Chuck, you must remember that today that damn phone is mostly used as an internet gateway, instead of for making real phone calls. It's INTERNET, INTERNET, INTERNET first and foremost. She must have figured " where else to find a Marine, but on a Marine website".... or she confused LN with Billy and Russ' dating service... sometimes, folks do not completely think things through before putting their internet mouth in motion....I'm guessing that she just wants her daughter to be "the belle of the ball, and envy of all who see her"......by being escorted by a United States Marine..... meant to be a complement to us, to be sure, but not as well thought out as it might have been.....

[ChuckH]

OK... I volunteer for this dangerous mission....

[advanced]

OK Chuck, I'll give you test run. The money is not very good in the beginning but you do get all you can eat.

[Baker1971]

Yup, the Buffet package

We need stats and photos please of the young lady.

[Phantom Blooper]

If any of you get some lucky lady to sign up, we'll send you a coffee mug and free tee shirt.

Leatherneck took away all my credits.....damn!

[mexbearlll]

Is there a chance of a western franchise of the escort service in the future ?

[USMC 2571]

Russ and Billy would probably sell you a franchise right now, if you can come up with their kind of dough.

[Mongoose]

Is there a chance of a western franchise of the escort service in the future ?

Dario, our "Rent a Marine" service is always expanding. You'll have to talk to our Attorney, Dave, for all the legal aspects. And of course....the money. It sounds like Heaven but, there are some issues. Russ and I both have to have several body guards to protect us from jealous boyfriends and pizzed off Dads. We had to hire Dave to take care of all the Paternity issues. Dave has come up with a contract that includes a disclaimer clause in it, that says " Bush did it ". However Dario, being on the West coast....we would have to have some Gay Marines, as there would be a lot of young men looking for escorts as well. Our resident Lesbian, Blooper, can fill you in on Lesbian part, but I don't any poop pushers. Might ask some Afgan vet.....they know everything.

[advanced]

Billy, after thinking about it hopefully it will be difficult to find any gay Marines, therefore I think we ought consider hiring some Corpsmen for certain, delicate issues, of our business. Just saying.

[USMC 2571]

Sounds like too much trouble, all these expansion franchises, gays, lesbians, pretty soon transgenders will demand their own franchises, and it'll be never ending, as we attempt to please everyone, like our government does----- let's just go back to the mail order Inflatable Billy that Russ spoke of, and keep it simple.