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01-04-04, 08:58 PM #1
Just to lighten it up a bit!
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize...it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, which stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who does not get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: its like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it is like a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you have accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into our
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you are eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an *******
Semper Fi
Rich
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01-04-04, 09:06 PM #2
Some of them hit pretty close to home. Naw- I won't claim all of em, but I used to be a master at #4.
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01-04-04, 09:45 PM #3
Number 5 for me, Graybeard!
Semper Fi
Rich
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01-04-04, 09:52 PM #4
9 and you can't tell me otherwise
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01-04-04, 10:12 PM #5
Well, I don't know about me but I work around multiples of 2,3 and 18.. I'm living 5 and am hoping for 1... And I'm just waiting for 11 so I won't have to worry about any of it any more! LOL
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01-04-04, 11:08 PM #6
greybeard,
It just shows to go ya, what happens when you quit too soon and lose your claim to fame.
(Charley, Charley, I coulda been a contenda!)
Believe it or not, I'm the guy who invented one-play.
Then I invented two-play.
I still wasn't satisfied, so I invented three-play.
When I saw I wasn't getting anywhere, I quit.
But the NEXT guy who came along and took over, (his name escapes me) perfected the technique which has since become a household (or at least a bedroom) word.
I've had several other near misses for immortality, but I'll save those stories for another time.
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01-04-04, 11:21 PM #7
I know what ya mean firstgstmike. I've always been a day late or a $20 bill short of immortality myself.
& ya know that sheet shave shower thing? There used to be another 's' thing I could slip in there right quick and still make my appointed place of duty. Now the sheet part takes too long.
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01-04-04, 11:26 PM #8
Ah, but the 'sheet' part gives ya the chance to read at least one of two newspapers, Don!
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01-05-04, 07:29 AM #9
If it weren't for the 'sheet' time, I would never have time to study for tests... Gives me a new understanding of how the term 'library' became synonymous with the head...
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