A little help

[Phantom Blooper]

Phantom hit it. I had an old girlfriend track me down a few years ago. When she did, I told her why she became an old girlfriend in the first place.
She didn't like it. But, she asked me and I was truthful in the kindest way I could be.

I had an old one get ahold of me after many,many years. She asked me some questions and I answered them. Anyhow I kindly reminded her that the last she said to me before she stomped out of my life was," Chuck Hall you SOB, when you die I am going to dance on your grave." I happily informed her that I got pre authorization from the Department of the Navy to be buried at sea. So walk on dat' grave biotch! Never been on Facebook since!

[USMC 2571]

29 palms, get your songs right! LOL

[USMC 2571]

Phantom, that's funny....walking on your sea grave...good luck to her.

[advanced]

Bloop, that's why I've never been on Facebook, I don't need old memories staring me in the face again.

[FistFu68]

Yessir I just put on that Ricky Nelson jam "Traveling Man" You tube Song 4 All My X's GalFriends they push the > button & it's all over with but the Crying 4 them JODY is Alive & Well

[29palms]

29 palms not that it really matters but nazerth did love hurts jgeils did love stinks

Hey, thanks for that. You are right.

[awbrown1462]

as you can tell on here are a bunch of old geezers who can get side tracked real easy...by the way what where we talking about

[Baker1971]

Love only stinks if you dont take a shower hahahahahahahahaha !!!

[Phantom Blooper]

Love only stinks if you dont take a shower hahahahahahahahaha !!!

Before or After ??????

[Baker1971]

Hahahahaha !!!

[Mongoose]

Bloop, that's why I've never been on Facebook, I don't need old memories staring me in the face again.

Well I'll be a suck egg mule......I didn't know they had facebook in Viet Nam or Cuba!!

[advanced]

Yes they do Billy, of course they all look the same. I have to watch out for those green eyed devils that keep saying Daddy, I've found you.

[silverdollar]

What is a suck-egg Mule?

[Mongoose]

I don't know what it is George. It just popped out of my mind. Best I can figure.....it's represents something from my previous life. Lot of mysterious things happens. It's uncanny how young and hansom I am. I look at some of you'll and my heart goes out to you. I am truly blessed.

[FoxtrotOscar]

In the Compleat Collection of English Proverbs published in 1737 by a great botanist, the Rev. John Ray, we find blind as a bat, slippery as an eel", "proud as a peacock" and several others. Most of them, however, were invented by the pioneers whose boisterous sense of humor helped them endure the hardships of frontier life. They were given to "tall talk" and picturesque comparisons. Some were ribald and unprintable. Some were so humorous they would "turn your tickle-box over" and you would "find a Tee-Hee nest full of Ha-Ha eggs".

A thing was not merely big: it was "big as a whale" or "big as all outdoors". A man didn't just feel fine: he felt "jest as fine as frog hair" or "snake feathers". He bragged that he could take his rifle and "shoot the eyebrows off a gnat". If you pestered him when he was feeling "cross as a snapping turtle" or 'la bear with a sore paw", he'd tell you to "go on about yore rat-killin"', else he'd show you "how the boar et the cabbage."

Two of his exclamations were: "Well, I'll be a SUCK-EGG MULE ! " and "Well, I hope to kiss a pig!"