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    Recall Notice From God

    This is totally amazing. Be sure to read it. Talk about clever and to the point!

















    Never heard it put quite like this before








    RECALL NOTICE:
    The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.









    This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

























    This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

    Some of the symptoms include:

    1. Loss of direction
    2. Foul vocal emissions
    3. Amnesia of origin
    4. Lack of peace and joy
    5. Selfish or violent behavior
    6. Depression or confusion
    7. Fearfulness
    8. Idolatry
    9. Rebellion























    The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

























    The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.






















    The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.














    Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

















    Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

    No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:




    1. Love
    2. Joy
    3. Peace
    4. Patience
    5. Kindness
    6. Goodness
    7. Faithfulness
    8. Gentleness
    9. Self control

    Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.










    WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

    DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

    - GOD

    P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

    Because HE Lives!



































































  2. #2
    Great post brother. Contrary to popular belief Dems are not anti religion


  3. #3
    Bruce, that's good.

    Goes beyond that, Ridingcrop. Jesus is not a politician. He will take us whether Dem, Repub, Independent, doesn't matter, because his salvation is a free gift to mankind and transcends our barriers.

    Since the Bible says we are ALL sinners and that our heart is desperately wicked...we are ALL in need of repentance, forgiveness, and salvation.


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