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    Imagine you're at a party...

    ...and you see this guy



    ... wearing the dress blues jacket like it were a windbreaker. What would you do?


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    Fight him... and his boyfriend.


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    It wouldn't be a full time job to stomp a mudhole in this queer's chest!!


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    I would leave!!!


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    There are idiots in this world. You will run into them every day. If you decide to knock the head off every idiot you meet, you will never have enough time to do what you are supposed to do. I would, however, tell him that (1) wearing it is illegal due to the insignia and (2) way too many good men have died after earning those blues and even if he doesn't respect himself... he should at the very least respect them.

    After that.... I would meet BigAl at the bar and we would proceed to get knee walking, commode hugging drunk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZ View Post
    There are idiots in this world. You will run into them every day. If you decide to knock the head off every idiot you meet, you will never have enough time to do what you are supposed to do. I would, however, tell him that (1) wearing it is illegal due to the insignia and (2) way too many good men have died after earning those blues and even if he doesn't respect himself... he should at the very least respect them.

    After that.... I would meet BigAl at the bar and we would proceed to get knee walking, commode hugging drunk.
    God advice Larry. Most people unfortunately see a uniform as some sort of costume, to be worn at parties.. They have no idea what it takes to earn one

    As for the bar, you and Big Al? The first round is on me. Larry ever crawl up a driveway? I have, damned thing was so steep one night the only way I could get into the house was crawl on all fours. Odd thing was, the next morning that driveway was so incredibly flat

    This was during my bachelor days in beautiful Kingsville, Texas. I think I was drinking Everclear


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave2571 View Post
    I would meet Big Al, Dr Z, USNAviator at the bar, and have them buy a round.
    LOL...you name the place Dave. Preferably somewhere warm!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave2571 View Post
    Dan, we posted at the same time-----and are you sure the driveway thing wasn't this past weekend?

    Could have been.....I don't remember.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave2571 View Post
    Incriminating statement if I ever heard one LOL----

    I'll plead the fifth....unless it's a good scotch then I'll drink it


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    Quote Originally Posted by USNAviator View Post
    I'll plead the fifth....unless it's a good scotch then I'll drink it
    Gentlemen, I found and tried a new one, at least to me.

    Forty Creek.

    Heard of it or tried it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAlHolmes165 View Post
    Gentlemen, I found and tried a new one, at least to me.

    Forty Creek.

    Heard of it or tried it?
    No I haven't Al but I will give it a try..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave2571 View Post
    Ha----you mean you will DRINK the fifth......excellent, Commander!

    Hey you don't become a steely eyed jet jockey by being dimwitted, unless of course you fly for the boys who wear the sky blue leisure suits with matching parasols


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    Quote Originally Posted by ckasanchez42 View Post
    ...and you see this guy



    ... wearing the dress blues jacket like it were a windbreaker. What would you do?
    I would hand him over to Aloha, for an adjustment!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose View Post
    I would hand him over to Aloha, for an adjustment!

    Well it has to be some sort of Communist revival meeting. They are all leaning to the left


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    There ain't no parties that I attend that would ever have idiots like those two there.


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