Morning Coffee

[Sparrowhawk]

Gooooooooooood Mooooorning, Leathernecks!

It's Sunday morning time to get up, up, out of the rack, grab yourself some coffee, a pastry off the kitchen table and put on your Sunday Go-To-Meeting clothes and repent of all those evil deeds we have done or are planning to do this coming week.


CAs and LL, there's a special place for you both up front, next to the preacher's wife.

LMAO

[thedrifter]

That coffee sure smells good, need an extra large cup with a shot of JD in it.

Think you just might need a large bell to wake up LL and Cas. Heard that they were out partying last night.

Sempers,

Roger

[fishon]

Coffee sure smells good I`ll have a Large Container to go. Oh Yess put a Little Annisette in to warm up my insides

[Arty101]

... in the rack, I've already consumed half a gallon of coffee and one of the freshest bagels, smothered in butter, that I've had in weeks. Mmm, mmm, good.

[Sixguns]

Unfortunately, CAS will not be able to make it the that seat you reserved for her SH. First of all, she just woke up five minutes ago. Secondly, she is complaining about how bad her ass hurts and that she is having difficulty just sitting down.

I'll send her over to get me some of that coffee for me though. Maybe the walk will help to wake her up and make her feel better.

Sixguns

[wrbones]

I'll take some.

[USMC0311]

GOOD MORNING


Hope Everyone Has A Great Friday

[mpwildes]

Monday Morning here in Okinawa. Just got my cup of coffee from down satirs in the snack bar, can you believe they have a snack bar here in my office building. Ah makes the day better. But nothing can compare to the time when I was in San Antonio going to Accident Investigation School. 14 Airman, 10 Army, 3 Marines, 1 Navy and 1 DoD Police. The School was done by the air force and they had a soda mess and coffee, who ever was the first in made the coffee or whenever it emptied. Well us 3 Marines would make it strong and the instrtuctors hated it. They would die drinking it cause it was as thick as oil. It was funny watching them drink it cause their coffee was just flavored water compared to ours.

[tkuhr]

in their coffee?! How do you chew it?

[SGT T]

GET UP GET UP......GET OUT OF THE RACK....LETS GO LETS GO.....I DONT KNOW WHY I STILL SEE MARINES IN THEIR SKIVVIES...COME ON LETS GET THOSE TROUSERS ON....GET IN THE HEAD MAKE YOUR HEAD CALLS...BRUSH THOSE NASTY FANGS.......LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS SS GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thedrifter]

1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get
back.
20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
26. Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it's cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
32. Coffee doesn't shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your
throat.
40. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
41. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

I HOPE ELLIE IS SITTING BEHIND YOU AND HOLDING A FRYING PAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[thedrifter]

Just wait till I get home..........:eek:

But she loves me Cas.....
Now where is that phone number for the flower shop again..

Sempers,

Roger

[JAMarine]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Goooooooooooood!

First cups always the best.

Hey,,,guess that could of gone on Roger's list.


W H A A A A P P P P P

Oouch! Hit Roger Ellie not JAM.............................................LO L