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I wouldn't think that your prior service in the Finnish military would prevent you from joining the US Marines. I had a platoon Sgt who was Nigerian and got his U.S. citizenship while in the Corps. ...

Relax. You'll be fine. In the State of Vermont (based on your recruiter's # I assume that's where you're from?) that is not a criminal offense, it is simply a traffic infraction.
Fixing this is...

I would schedule a retake, or give serious consideration to the National Guard...

There are ASVAB study guides and books available at most public libraries.

Well, W, I guess that answers that...lol

Hell, I say just go for it. That already sounds like something an Officer would say...lol

Hahahhahha... PRICELESS!

Is this kid serious? " I want to be a Marine so bad, I'm willing to show up on weekends for a couple of years...." wow.

So, did you end up joining, or did we scare you into backing out?

That is freaking hilarious.... And also sadly true...

Probably too late to help the Devil that asked the original question, but for anyone else who stumbles across this... If you are thinking about going NBC, start running to build up your endurance....