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    A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every...

    A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot...
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    A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug...

    A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
    The grandmother was curious. "What trick is...
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    What "Linda" means:

    You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
    You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
    Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your...
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    The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas On my...

    The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas


    On my first day of Christmas... pa gave to me,

    Some parts to a Mustang GT.

    On my second day of Christmas... pa gave to me,

    2 huntin dawgs
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    Slow Down vs. Stop One day a policeman...

    Slow Down vs. Stop


    One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a...
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    A Whale of a Joke So these two whales, male...

    A Whale of a Joke


    So these two whales, male and female, are swimming happily through the ocean.

    On seeing a boat, the male says, "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's swim up under that boat and...
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    THE BLONDE HUBBY On their anniversary...

    THE BLONDE HUBBY



    On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and...
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    In the days of sail, a boatswain was...

    In the days of sail, a boatswain was court-martialled for murdering a sailor. It seemed he had knocked the man on the head and thrown his body over the side. He said the man had deserted, and swum...
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    A Man At The Beach One day there was this man...

    A Man At The Beach
    One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

    But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so...
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    There are ways to make just about any situation...

    There are ways to make just about any situation fun, even going to your dorm shower...


    1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had...
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    Christmas Parrot

    A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop-----"Hello,I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend."

    "You came to the right place. How about a parrot?"...
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    Merry Christmas To All You Marines

    Thank you for serving our country.
    Merry Christmas to those in war zones.
    May all your Christmas wishes come true.
    Mine came true---husband had heart cath on Dec.20--
    NO BLOCKAGES. Best gift...
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    The Worlds Shortest Books

    01. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson

    02. The Difference Between Reality and Dilbert

    03. Human Rights Advances in China

    04. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman...
  14. Thread: Roy Orbison

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    Here's another link for juke box oldies for those...

    Here's another link for juke box oldies for those who enjoy them.
    Roy Orbison is on these.

    Patchy's Lost in the '50's Oldies JukeBox


    http://dapatchy.com/oldies/
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    Happy Birthday To...........

    Well, I see that someone has a birthday today, could he be 42?

    Happy Birthday GunnyL.

    May you have lots more birthdays.

    Cheers to you....:beer:

    :D
  16. Thread: Roy Orbison

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    If you Marines enjoy oldie music, 1950's -1960's...

    If you Marines enjoy oldie music, 1950's -1960's go to this website.
    (Maybe you have already seen this)

    http://www.bobforrest.com/JukeBox.htm
  17. Thread: Roy Orbison

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    More On Gene Pitney

    Gene also was huge in Europe and Australia. That's why we never heard him on our radio stations. He was touring in England and Wales when he died. He did a concert in Wales. Afterwards, he went to...
  18. Thread: Roy Orbison

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    rsta, according to Roy's website and bio, his...

    rsta, according to Roy's website and bio, his wife Claudette whom he married in 1957, was killed in 1966 in a motorcycle accident. He wrote a song after her, "Oh. Claudette". Two years later, 2 of...
  19. Thread: Roy Orbison

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    I have always been a big fan of Roy Orbison. I...

    I have always been a big fan of Roy Orbison. I regret that I never got to hear him sing in person. He was certainly blessed with a wonderful singing voice. "In Dreams" will always be my favorite song...
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    Happy Birthday Criggleman

    Happy Birthday Marine and may you have many more.


    :marine:
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    Ellie

    :cry: :(

    I did not know you lost baby. So sorry to hear. Condolences.
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    Happy Birthday Marine Benny Rutledge

    Hope your day was the best ever---:yes:



    and there is another Marine having a birthday today 3-24

    Happy Birthday R.Lee Ermey who is 62 years young :marine:
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    Happy Birthday Lock N Load

    Chris, where you been? Hope you're OK.
    Hope you have a blessed birthday and stay warm.

    Many blessings to you.
    :)
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    Wonderful Article

    Yea, Yea, FINALLY able to read story and also printed a copy to keep.
    Ed, I took your advice. :)
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    Happy Birthday Jerry

    Hope the day brings all you want :D


    Do you have enough b/day cake to share?

    Have a great Birthday day.
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