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    A Great One-liner from Dr Ben Carson When an...

    A Great One-liner from Dr Ben Carson


    When an atheist called him a “moron” for believing in God, Dr. Ben Carson responded with one brilliant line that put the atheist in his place.

    “I believe...
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    Hold my e-mail until further notice, I am in...

    Hold my e-mail until further notice,

    I am in the hospital.

    I was badly attacked by a woman
    on an elevator.

    I was in the elevator when she got in.

    I was casually staring at her boobs...
  3. What Your Urine Says About Your Health PALE...

    What Your Urine Says About Your Health

    PALE YELLOW
    Not that you always check the toilet after you tinkle, but for those who do, this color is exactly what you expect to find. Not too clear, not...
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    Avocados A wife asks her husband, "Could you...

    Avocados

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of...
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    "Change your thoughts and you change your world."...

    "Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale - Author (1898 – 1993)
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    ""“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your...

    ""“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein
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    I got invited to a party and I was told to dress...

    I got invited to a party and I was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.


    After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to...
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    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the...

    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East.

    Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.

    Iraq and Iran are totally ruined, and the...
  9. COFFEE FILTERS Coffee filters .... Who knew!...

    COFFEE FILTERS

    Coffee filters .... Who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing even the large ones.

    1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave....
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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana...

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog...
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    Scottish Flight. Airborne approximately...

    Scottish Flight.

    Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously
    made the following painful...
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    "One way to get the most out of life is to look...

    "One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure." William Feather - Author (1889 - 1981)
  13. 9 Health Benefits of Apple Cider Vinegar for...

    9 Health Benefits of Apple Cider Vinegar for People Over 55

    Lowers cholesterol
    There have been studies done that prove that apple cider vinegar actually reduces blood cholesterol levels. ACV...
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    A man and woman were married for many years....

    A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout , "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the...
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    An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of...

    An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she...
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    MujibarMujibar was trying to get a job in India ....

    MujibarMujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass...
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    "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as...

    "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s." Billy Wilder - Filmmaker (1906 - 2002)
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    Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to...

    Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster, a very important position, and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The...
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    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the...

    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

    The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he...
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    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it....

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Writer (1749 - 1832)
  21. 10 Things You Should Know About Cucumbers It's...

    10 Things You Should Know About Cucumbers
    It's not your ordinary vegetable.


    Well, we know who has replaced Panacea, Greek goddess of universal remedy: the cucumber. They’re delicious, yes, but...
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    “Always believe in yourself. Do this and no...

    “Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear." Hayao Miyazaki - Film Director (born 1941
  23. Uses For Rubber Bands You Never Thought Of ...

    Uses For Rubber Bands You Never Thought Of


    Keep Door Open
    A quick and easy way to keep your door from closing is to wrap a rubber band around the two handles, having the intersection meet right...
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    A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped...

    A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
    The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He...
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    YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE. . A policeman...

    YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE. .

    A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling...
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