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SoutherBell: No one has been banned from the Jokes thread.
Anyway, we are now in the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor...
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper...
Blond Man Jokes
Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say...
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
05-31-13, 02:36 PM
LOL - something more controversial than the Commander in Chief.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of bucks for food.
The man took out his wallet, extracted...
05-29-13, 09:33 AM
> why pick on the stars and bars?
For the same reason we "pick on" the swastika. These are nationally recognized hate symbols.
05-28-13, 01:56 PM
The muslims have a flag? Is that what they wrap around their heads? (J/K)
Seriously, I have no idea what the muslim flag looks like. And I don't care, because it isn't something I'm going to be...
05-27-13, 08:00 PM
No, I am not a member of the J'Ville MCL. I did notify everyone in our detachment about it, asking that someone say something to them.
05-27-13, 03:48 PM
History is written by the winners.
I know the KKK adopted the Rebel Flag and gave it a new meaning for the rest of the world.
To expand on Burke's contribution, the swastika was a great symbol...
05-26-13, 09:13 PM
The way I see it, having the US Government buy Rebel Flags for Confederate Vets equates to expecting our government to buy Jap flags for the Japanese, Indian flags for Native Americans, etc.
05-24-13, 04:22 PM
It certainly is the case where I live.
05-24-13, 03:44 PM
Am I the only one here who feels that a person who displays a Confederate Flag is openly stating they want to go back to having slaves?
05-24-13, 01:52 PM
If they pay for it with their own money - fine.
This Marine Corps League wants the government to pay for their Confederate flags.
Also, they try to act like the Confederate flag isn't offensive...
05-24-13, 09:06 AM
Our new Marine Corps League chapter in Jacksonville has made the news.
I'm fine with honoring Confederate Veterans that died a hundred years ago, if that's the way they want to spend their time...
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house,...
Maxi-Pad Customer Letter
This is an "actual letter" from an Austin , Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first...
JACK & JILL
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said.
Rules from the male side
These are our rules! Please note: These are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's...
Sticky: Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Sticky: Got to watch this! ...
Got to watch this!
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a...
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