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  1. Utility deposit assistance. With the uncap,...

    Utility deposit assistance.

    With the uncap, many utility companies have started a policy of if you are ten days late on a payment, you are subject to a deposit; then your next bill is not just...
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    You pretty much nailed it Dave. But when I was...

    You pretty much nailed it Dave. But when I was in, we called the p*ss cutter, a c*nt cap.
  3. Thread: Faker

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    corp? you may as well have said corpse. ...

    corp?

    you may as well have said corpse.

    You've been taken to task well.

    Don't EVER forget it is United States Marine Corps!
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    See!?! The rumor is true, he said yes! The...

    See!?!

    The rumor is true, he said yes!

    The question that remains, since they normally take skin grafts for burns, from the buttocks... Where do they take it from when you set your crotch on...
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    5 to 3 on 14 hours. That's about how long it...

    5 to 3 on 14 hours. That's about how long it takes the burn cream and initial numbness to wear off. Then things get REALLY uncomfortable.:sick:
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    Ya know, it must be true. Snopes doesn't say that...

    Ya know, it must be true. Snopes doesn't say that it's not. :0
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    Gotta give him credit though, three blocks with...

    Gotta give him credit though, three blocks with your crotch on fire before you do the stop drop and roll thing?

    HUGE balls of brass. Granted, probably more than medium rare, but still...
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    Only if the little green man can prove that the...

    Only if the little green man can prove that the video is Photoshoped.
  9. Thread: New here.

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    Greetings LT. Don't worry, the only squid we...

    Greetings LT.

    Don't worry, the only squid we eat around here has to be fast fried in a wok.

    After all, if it wasn't for the squids, where would we get our Advil; not to mention, we would have...
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    The Disney thing is not true. I did, however,...

    The Disney thing is not true.

    I did, however, hear that Sgt. Lep set his testicles on fire and ran naked down his home town main street in protest the day that Obummy took the oath.

    There could...
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    I think my big question is, did you trust that...

    I think my big question is, did you trust that Marine BEFORE you knew he or she was homosexual?

    If you did, then what the **** is the issue? If you didn't, then what the **** changed?
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    Exactly. I don't understand what the big stink...

    Exactly.

    I don't understand what the big stink is all about.

    @OldMarine "I do not expect they will be having Gay Pride Parades anywhere on the base." Pink tanks and amphibs as floats would...
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    Asking "Why?" is mandatory. Expecting an answer...

    Asking "Why?" is mandatory. Expecting an answer is not. Despite the reputation for being big dumb grunts that just follow orders, you'll find that most Marines have good attention to detail, and ask...
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    300, but I ran on the cross country team in High...

    300, but I ran on the cross country team in High School, and left for boot camp 4 days after I graduated. I was pumped for it. After I'd been in the fleet for about a year and a half, I dropped down...
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    Never better said.

    Never better said.
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    And here, seeing it pop up as new, I was gonna...

    And here, seeing it pop up as new, I was gonna tell the kid that 0321 was a great job if you like to sleep through thunder storms.

    Guess it doesn't matter now. LOL
    :sick:
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    Happy Birthday Marine!

    Happy Birthday Marine!
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    Butch, DocG doesn't love us anymore. He said he...

    Butch, DocG doesn't love us anymore. He said he was gonna run away and hide.

    Sad but true.

    But Doc, if you get your arse up long enough to read this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you old fart.

    Now get...
  19. Rolled sole, steel toe, other than that they look...

    Rolled sole, steel toe, other than that they look fine by the specs. Would have to try a pair to say one way or the other.
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    Yep, Doc musta stuffed a tampon in the bloody...

    Yep, Doc musta stuffed a tampon in the bloody hole, and given him three motrins...:angel:

    Maybe four, since it was a head shot.:scared:

    I'd say God bless ya Sarge, but it seems he already did.
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    I'd have missed it. Thank you for the info. ...

    I'd have missed it. Thank you for the info.

    God bless air support.

    Rest in peace brothers.
  22. Did not like the canvas tops, if that is what you...

    Did not like the canvas tops, if that is what you call jungle boots. May as well wear high top sneakers; no support at all. But, that's just my opinion.

    Have not tried the current reg boots.
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    Sterling. It's not much of a nod in the right...

    Sterling.

    It's not much of a nod in the right direction, but... Most of the current game programmers are grandchildren of WW2 Vets, and "Medal of Honor - Rising Sun" is ALL about Marines in the...
  24. And Slinger... it Ya'll

    And Slinger... it Ya'll
  25. '82-'86 And yes, those were the best boots ever...

    '82-'86 And yes, those were the best boots ever made. I still have a pair, have had them resoled once since I got out.
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